Grab the hoover and play it the song of my people.
Call it Susan and offer it breakfast.
Oh, I see them as friends now after a lifetime of arachnophobia. I just grab a glass and some paper and help them go outside.
They eat pests. I love them.
shout on the wife to come and sort it for me – she has no fear at all of those little fuckers
Close the door, the bathroom belongs to the spider now.
You have a decision to make. You have to be ruthless or toothless.
Could you hear giggling coming from behind your toothbrush?
More bristles on the brush = cleaner teeth. Win.
Awwwww freak out
Wonder how much of the bathroom I’ll need to redecorate after firebombing it.
It’s just playing hide and seek, now it’s your turn to hide. And it will find you.
Move house
tell it to buy its own toothbrush
Leave the house immediately and call the police.
Burn my bathroom down and start again
Take off and nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
I got up this morning to let the chihuahua out for a wee, he did this weird wiggly shimmy across the kitchen and a spider fell off him and ran off across the floor! Poor dog was so confused
Burn the gaff down and live in a tent
Wait til he’s finished brushing, ask how he got in, and inform him he can stay if he keeps my house free of flies.
That thing can’t play hide and seek for shit.
Boil the toothbrush , and move the spider outside with a cup and paper technique
Get my housemate out of bed. We have a deal – he deals with anything that has more than four legs, and I rescue any birds, mammals and reptiles the cat brings in.
I dried my face and threw the towel over the radiator and went about my day. Next time I went in the bathroom I saw the squished spider on the towel… I basically wiped spider willy all over my face and squashed it to death without realising 😭
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Go back to bed and call in sick
Those teeth will be fine until the evening .
Grab the hoover and play it the song of my people.
Call it Susan and offer it breakfast.
Oh, I see them as friends now after a lifetime of arachnophobia. I just grab a glass and some paper and help them go outside.
They eat pests. I love them.
shout on the wife to come and sort it for me – she has no fear at all of those little fuckers
Close the door, the bathroom belongs to the spider now.
You have a decision to make. You have to be ruthless or toothless.
Could you hear giggling coming from behind your toothbrush?
More bristles on the brush = cleaner teeth. Win.
Awwwww freak out
Wonder how much of the bathroom I’ll need to redecorate after firebombing it.
It’s just playing hide and seek, now it’s your turn to hide. And it will find you.
Move house
tell it to buy its own toothbrush
Leave the house immediately and call the police.
Burn my bathroom down and start again
Take off and nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
I got up this morning to let the chihuahua out for a wee, he did this weird wiggly shimmy across the kitchen and a spider fell off him and ran off across the floor! Poor dog was so confused
Burn the gaff down and live in a tent
Wait til he’s finished brushing, ask how he got in, and inform him he can stay if he keeps my house free of flies.
That thing can’t play hide and seek for shit.
Boil the toothbrush , and move the spider outside with a cup and paper technique
Get my housemate out of bed. We have a deal – he deals with anything that has more than four legs, and I rescue any birds, mammals and reptiles the cat brings in.
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I dried my face and threw the towel over the radiator and went about my day. Next time I went in the bathroom I saw the squished spider on the towel… I basically wiped spider willy all over my face and squashed it to death without realising 😭
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