Im from Australia so i thought id share it with you pommys and get ur opinions, did i do a good job?

by Apprehensive_Rush497

20 comments

  1. I’d call it a half English; no beans, no sausage (those 2 are mandatory).

    Then take your pick from black pudding (mandatory for me, it’s a meat hash brown), tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns etc.

    Still looks like a nice breakfast though 😄

  2. Sorry, that is not a full English. Have another go after you’ve researched what a real full English is. Keep trying!

  6. Oh dear that’s not looking too good. Maybe stick with Vegemite on toast then treat yourself to a few tim tams with a brew?

  8. No beans, no sausage, no black pudding, no mushrooms. Awful.

    2/10

  9. You’ve fucked those eggs, no sausage, butter on cold toast, wrong kind of bacon. This is barely a quarter English.

  10. You’re missing quite a few ingredients! And your eggs aren’t done right either, they should be fried, I don’t know what you’ve done to them here.

    You need beans, sausages, black pudding, tomatoes, mushrooms, and hash browns too. (Though feel free to skip a couple if you prefer, I don’t get mushrooms with mine for example)

  12. Judging from the bacon that’s a half-American rather than a full-English. Who suggested to you that bacon, scrambled eggs and toast was all that made up a breakfast? This is like having a barbecue but only doing hot dogs…

  14. Dude, there isn’t any full, or indeed English about that!
    • 2 rashers of thick bacon
    • 2 sausages
    • baked beans
    • mushrooms
    • fried eggs/ scrambled eggs
    • Toast with thick butter
    • hash browns
    • tomato’s, fresh or tinned
    • black pudding

    Yummy!
    Edit: FORGIVE ME fellow Englishmen, I forgot tea, at least a gallon of the thirst quenching, battle winning, empure building beautiful elixir.

  19. I mean, you’re missing a good 60% of a full English

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