He's a local saint to us, he gave me a free ice cream once we figured out the ice cream he sold was safe for me with weird allergies and this is what he gave my partner when my partner was having a hypoglycemic attack (he's a t1 diabetic). He deserves to be canonised.

by Ash—

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  1. The fact the ice cream man didn’t go “Boo” when being asked for a surprise is a little disappointing, but I’ll let him off considering what a nice guy he sounds

  2. Me: “Ice Cream Man?! Ice Cream Man?! Surprise me!

    Ice Cream Man: A 99 is now 5 quid.

  3. If I asked my local ice-cream man to surprise me, he’d probably get his cock out.

  4. And you got mint choc chip! Flippin eck! That’s mega!

  5. OMG 😲 THIS looks amazing. I don’t think I’ve grown up much from being a kid.

  6. Been years since I’ve bought from a van. Are they cash or card now?

  7. I remember, many years ago now, our local ice cream van was a regular visitor, at least once a day.

    At the time my parents had no spare money for treats, so while most of the other kids had their ice creams, my brother and myself just had to wait and want.

    One day he called us over, asked us what we wanted. “We have no money”, I said.

    “No worries, I am done for the day and do not want the leftovers to go to waste”, he replied, and served us two 99 cones.

    Strangely this happened at least once a week, and I am sure it was a lie, as I know he did the rest of the housing estate after our road.

    Some people are just saints in hiding.

  8. That green goo is giving me flashbacks to an ice-cream I had when Starwars 1 was popular. I think it had Jar jar or the droid on the package. They looked like green peas and now that I think about it, there was nothing starwarsy about it, I got bamboozled by the marketing.

  9. We used to have an ice cream man that used to fill up whatever tub you brought to him with ice cream for a quid. Went to just £1.50 a few years ago, RIP Kooler Bar!!

  10. Diabetes rarely comes as a surprise, there’s always signs.

  11. This looks like a collection of all possible bodily fluids you could get from a unicorn

  12. Looks like a Mr Tee special. Some of his creations are to die for, both in terms of taste and calorific value.

  13. He sounds like a top man, but now I have the image of someone on the floor having a hypoglycemic attack while the ice cream man non-chalantly salt bae’s 100s and 1000s and perfects the flake placement

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