I’m notifying the king immediately… This will not be tolerated.
Depends on the context. Talking with a fellow Englishman (or European for that matter), then fuck France.
BUT. If some yankie twat starts insulting them, then absolutely fucking not. They’re our cunt of a brother. Only we get to insult them.
As for Paris? That’s another matter…
Are the Germans making trouble again?
Cmon mate… get on the trebuchet.
As someone once said, France would be perfect, if it weren’t for the French.
No, no, we do not allow this
I generally like the French in every area except for government/politics. Their principle of “actually doing things sometimes” is fundamentally opposed to the centuries of British indifference and emotional repression that are baked into me.
It’s ok, you made the first step by asking for help, this is a safe place and we will help you get over this
To be fair, without the French, we’d be stuck with the Americans.
I like France just not the French /s
There is nothing more British than begrudgingly liking France
As a person who’s been to France, every subpar occurrence was entirely a result of my own stupidity.
Turns out chipotle does not mean chocolate chips in ice cream.
Just need to take the people out of there, great place.
What have I missed?
France is our brother. They’re country we’re closest to, but we’ll always have a little bit of banter.
Brother, for the crime of heresy, we hereby sentence you relentless mockery.
Woke nonsense
As someone who’s partner is French. Hell nah
This has got to be a fake bot post.
Get out.
Cheese, coffee and wine. Can’t think of anything else
It’s in my blood to loathe the frogs, despite them having done nothing to wrong me and they generally have a very lovely country.
But still, fuck ’em.
Hmmm c’est non-bon, monsieur.
The south of France is lovely, it’s Paris that’s the problem
Love France, hate Paris.
Something something norman genetics
I think the worst thing that has happened between us in recent history was the destruction of their navy in the Second World War but I’d like to think they can look back and appreciate that if their navy was used against us by the Germans – maybe we wouldn’t have won some crucial battles and turned the tide of war.
I spent 30 years thinking France was a shit hole. Turns out down by the med actually isn’t too bad.
I love France, most French people are great, French food and wine are top notch, beautiful country, never seen what the problem is.
I will not take any slagging off the french from any country that has not fought a 114 year war with them.
Ban him. We have a traitor.
We were at war with them, then a ghost visited king Henry in his dreams and told him that in 2025 they’d release Clair Obscure. The war ended.
they know what to do with there royals
They love us too. Our love/hate goes back centuries.
The bastards.
France > Spain. In every aspect. Crucify me but its the truth
“might”
Just going to shrug at this like a Frenchman.
HOW
I thought everyone agreed France was lovely. It’s the French that’s the issue.
Ouais c’est qu’a Paris que c’est chiant.
Mate. The French know you secretly like them.
Well they assume you would.
What I mean is that they are sooooo confident in how great they are they vaguely pity you for not being French.
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I’m notifying the king immediately… This will not be tolerated.
Depends on the context. Talking with a fellow Englishman (or European for that matter), then fuck France.
BUT. If some yankie twat starts insulting them, then absolutely fucking not. They’re our cunt of a brother. Only we get to insult them.
As for Paris? That’s another matter…
Are the Germans making trouble again?
Cmon mate… get on the trebuchet.
As someone once said, France would be perfect, if it weren’t for the French.
No, no, we do not allow this
I generally like the French in every area except for government/politics. Their principle of “actually doing things sometimes” is fundamentally opposed to the centuries of British indifference and emotional repression that are baked into me.
It’s ok, you made the first step by asking for help, this is a safe place and we will help you get over this
To be fair, without the French, we’d be stuck with the Americans.
I like France just not the French /s
There is nothing more British than begrudgingly liking France
As a person who’s been to France, every subpar occurrence was entirely a result of my own stupidity.
Turns out chipotle does not mean chocolate chips in ice cream.
Just need to take the people out of there, great place.
What have I missed?
France is our brother. They’re country we’re closest to, but we’ll always have a little bit of banter.
Brother, for the crime of heresy, we hereby sentence you relentless mockery.
Woke nonsense
As someone who’s partner is French. Hell nah
This has got to be a fake bot post.
Get out.
Cheese, coffee and wine. Can’t think of anything else
It’s in my blood to loathe the frogs, despite them having done nothing to wrong me and they generally have a very lovely country.
But still, fuck ’em.
Hmmm c’est non-bon, monsieur.
The south of France is lovely, it’s Paris that’s the problem
Love France, hate Paris.
Something something norman genetics
I think the worst thing that has happened between us in recent history was the destruction of their navy in the Second World War but I’d like to think they can look back and appreciate that if their navy was used against us by the Germans – maybe we wouldn’t have won some crucial battles and turned the tide of war.
I spent 30 years thinking France was a shit hole. Turns out down by the med actually isn’t too bad.
I love France, most French people are great, French food and wine are top notch, beautiful country, never seen what the problem is.
I will not take any slagging off the french from any country that has not fought a 114 year war with them.
Ban him. We have a traitor.
We were at war with them, then a ghost visited king Henry in his dreams and told him that in 2025 they’d release Clair Obscure. The war ended.
they know what to do with there royals
They love us too. Our love/hate goes back centuries.
The bastards.
France > Spain. In every aspect. Crucify me but its the truth
“might”
Just going to shrug at this like a Frenchman.
HOW
I thought everyone agreed France was lovely. It’s the French that’s the issue.
Ouais c’est qu’a Paris que c’est chiant.
Mate. The French know you secretly like them.
Well they assume you would.
What I mean is that they are sooooo confident in how great they are they vaguely pity you for not being French.
(And grudgingly I admire that confidence)
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