Well well well..guess I won’t bring my cat to Denmark

by TypicalWisdom

30 comments
  1. pierre fucking literally anything that isn’t his own wife

  2. Fun fact, when Sweden legalised homosexuality in 1944, for some reason we also legalised zoophilia(tidelag in Swedish) at the same time. I’ve tried finding out why they legalised it and lumped it in with homosexuality but I haven’t been able to find the reason.
    Cruelty to animals was still illegal so I guess if you weren’t cruel you were allowed to indulge.

    Fast forward to 2002, it was voted on in our riksdag to make it illegal once again, but shot down for some reason. It wasn’t until 2013 that it was finally voted on again and made illegal, which is where we are now.
    I was in the military back then, we all thought this was funny. My old regiments unoffical “cheer” when we drink was “tidelag”, or “zoophilia”.

    So I’m pretty sure we have the Danes beat on this one, as always, we just didn’t track the statistics because it was legal. Touché.

  3. B-but they banned bestiality i 2015?! The Animal-brothels were supposed to be shut down!

  4. Finns trying hard to conquer the Reindeer Fucker flair for themselves alone.

  5. The French reports are there by mistake, as it turned out to be regular intercourse between frogs.

  6. More reports is not more cases. Very important distinction. Wales for example isnt bright red on this map, which is because they Arent reporting it when they shag the sheep.

  7. That red dot in Amsterdam is another one of the many reasons I won’t go there.

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  9. Uh, Albania and northern Greece, anything to say for yourself? Also, the east of turkey is why Asia should not exist.

  10. This is bs, i know for a fact that there are at least over 10 cases in Switzerland

  11. Ok wtf is going on in Kurdistan/Armenia. I thought all the goated People live in 🦃

  12. Why are there dots in Wales? Sheep shagging is part of their cultural identity and thus shouldn’t have to be reported on. Guess it must be some Barry’s who misinterpreted Welsh culture while visiting Wales

  13. In Sardegna there are 2 shepards fucking all the sheep. Yet in Veneto there is 1 cow fucking all the venetians. Should be much more red dots in that area.

  14. Once again Estonia is superior with 0 cases as proven by this map.

  15. In our defense, some of us are litteral beasts in bed so we have to report it as such.

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