just read the lower tag line as “Carefully handicapped every day”
What you should think about is that it only says hand-packed, not hand made – I’d bet they’re robot made sandwiches flying down a conveyor at stupid speed to an army of packers
This chef is like the “head of cleaning” title within the janitors
Culinary cutting edge stuff, this
The worst sandwichs out of any supermarket
Says the person who is choosing to buy a sandwich than make it themselves
I must be a better chef because I also banged some cheese on mine today.
>layers **wafer thin** slices of ham on **lightly** buttered bread
How to make shrinkflation sound bougie.
I like how two thirds of the components are described with euphemisms for “next to fuck all”
You’re getting stupidly thin slices of ham and barely enough butter to keep it in the bread of indeterminate sized slicing that definitely won’t err on the thick side.
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“But it’s only waffer-zeen!”
just read the lower tag line as “Carefully handicapped every day”
What you should think about is that it only says hand-packed, not hand made – I’d bet they’re robot made sandwiches flying down a conveyor at stupid speed to an army of packers
This chef is like the “head of cleaning” title within the janitors
Culinary cutting edge stuff, this
The worst sandwichs out of any supermarket
Says the person who is choosing to buy a sandwich than make it themselves
I must be a better chef because I also banged some cheese on mine today.
>layers **wafer thin** slices of ham on **lightly** buttered bread
How to make shrinkflation sound bougie.
I like how two thirds of the components are described with euphemisms for “next to fuck all”
You’re getting stupidly thin slices of ham and barely enough butter to keep it in the bread of indeterminate sized slicing that definitely won’t err on the thick side.
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