Trump Parade Could Be Canceled Due to Inclement Weather, Army Spokesman Says
https://www.latintimes.com/trump-parade-could-canceled-due-inclement-weather-army-spokesman-says-584904
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Trump Parade Could Be Canceled Due to Inclement Weather, Army Spokesman Says
https://www.latintimes.com/trump-parade-could-canceled-due-inclement-weather-army-spokesman-says-584904
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Why? Is he afraid of a little rain? Oh wait, yes he is
Hardly surprising.
Snowflakes *always* melt in the rain.
Shoot! *snaps fingers*
If MAGA is correct in all things, why don’t they use the weather machine that Biden used to create and control the hurricane last year?
Oh, is it only to be used for creating destruction and just generally controlling the weather?
Trump is probably trying to limit the opportunities for him to be struck by a lightning bolt for God (or Thor).
Mother nature making her opinion known!!!!
First 6 months so far…
[First 100 days list](https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalNews/s/xR4JPdSpll)
Fires Mike waltz as NSA to make him UN ambassador
Suggests suspending Habeas Corpus / HSS doesn’t know what it means
Suggestion of reparations for Jan 6rs/Ashli Babbitt 5 million settlement
Wanted to be the new pope/Sith Lord
Make Alcatraz great again
ICE arrests NJ mayor – charges dropped / Doj charges congress woman and mayoral NY candidate Cuomo
Newark airport crisis/ more deadly aviation accidents
Multiple fighter jets lost overboard fighting Houthi’s/US ceasefire doesn’t include Israel
Signed Ukraine mineral deal/gives up on ceasefire/largest missile/drone strikes since start of war
Calls Putin crazy and truths out how much he’s helped Russia over the years/ sanctions in “two weeks”
Pakistani Indian War breaks out
UK trade agreement outline/ no deal yet
“Lowers” drug price by raising prices on Europeans /100m in lobbyist payments didn’t buy him
Folds and announces deal on Chinese tariffs before a deals made. 90 day pause on other tariffs.
New 50% EU tariffs for 2 days + Apple tariffs/ code name 🌮
Courts block tariffs/reinstate – raises tariffs on metals – 0 deals in 90 days
Gets last living American hostage out of Gaza/ no ceasefire/ Gaza reoccupied
Lets in Afrikaner “white genocide refugees” and el chapo’s family / tells Afghan refugees it’s safe to go home
400m Qatari af1/ AG was paid 100k a month to be the countries lobbyist
Signs trillion dollar in deals in Middle East and gets a bump in crypto wallet + international family golf courses
Crypto dinner for access and pardons
Lifts sanctions for attractive new Syrian leader
Don’t take health advise from the HHS
AI created MAHA reports and also fed JFK files to determine declassification
US credit rating downgraded
More deadly tornadoes/cuts to FEMA and NOAA + admin doesn’t approve response
Tells corporations to “eat the tariffs”
Wants to investigate Kamala’s celebrity endorsements and Sea shell gate (8647)
Take it Down Act – deep fakes
Golden Dome/nuclear space race
Illegally deports Asians to South Sudan
Tries to remove international students/obtain persons list from Harvard and cancels federal contracts.
Pauses student visas for social media screenings
Hegseth illegal wiretaps firings
FEMA director unaware if hurricane season
Appoints 22 year old ex-Gardner to head counter terrorism
Issues new travel bans
Elon gets black eye, a golden key, and heartbreak
Trump gets rid of Tesla and is on Epstein’s list/ they makeup ♥️
Brings Kilmar back from El Salvador for trial
Palantir surveillance contract/ doge gets access to social security info
Raids Home Depot’s and other workplaces sparking la protests and riots in LA
Sends the military to LA from UFC game
Trips going upstairs/catheter gate
Threatens to arrest Gov. Newsom/ nation wide ice raids + protests
Russia hits 1,000,000 casualties/ wishes them happy Russia day
🌮s on his own immigration policy to protect hotel and farm employers
Feds detain Senator at ice press conference
Offers $1000 in crypto to attend his DEI b-day party featuring the US army parade + no kings day national protests
Big beautiful bust?
War with Iran?
So much for the stormtroopers!
No way! Donnie will just wave his magic Sharpie and direct the rain away!
Remember when they said Bernie was too old? He was 75 in 2016, 4 years younger and 1000% smarter still. If only the establishment hadn’t pushed him out. Fookers.
Please make it happen so we don’t have to foot the bill for this farce.
But, I thought our military had all weather vehicles!?! 🤣🤣🤣👍👍✌️
He’s moving the day so that protests don’t take attention away from him.
Wait, I thought he was sent here by God to fix everything. Surely God wouldn’t allow bad weather to ruin his chosen one’s big party, right?
Would a Sharpie be of any use here?
If not for the wasted millions, I would laugh my goddamn ass off.
TACO
Felon 47 hates rain
It makes his makeup run and disrupts that rat’s nest on his dumb skull.
Oh no…… anyway……
Mother Nature doing her good work!
Do the Post Office works in the rain, but the Army doesn’t?
Cloudy with a chance of bricks
It ain’t rainin’, we ain’t paradin’?
I’m not religious but I just might become so If he doesn’t get to have his birthday parade because of weather!
Snowflakes melt in the rain
Draft dodgers don’t deserve a parade.
How many $millions$ wasted?
It ruins his makeup and hair spray
TACO
They’re getting scared. Keep up the good work, protestors!
Rain on his parade!
How many more signs do they need from God?
Welcome to Orange Blossom’s military that can’t march in the rain! – He’s using the military like pawns to move on his whims…or fear of rain – lmfao – Q said the storm is an omen
This is an insult to every person in our armed forces. Now, you’re his butlers.
Rain turns crowds away. He wants this optically to look like a huge success.
Narcissist.
Thank you, God
God is unhappy with this administration is the only logical reason for thunder storms?
Plus, I would suspect he is worried about a boos problem
That sounds like the gods disprove of this spectacle.
I wish for thunder storms. And high winds.
He’s really not liking the idea of giving a world-viewed venue for the protests he knows will appear. He said he’d mess em up and likely would try on his own initiative. Maybe one of his kinda-sane handlers mentioned opening fire on civs at a military parade wouldn’t help ratings?
This gives pure TACO.
Also, the press was watching this soup sammie while the rise garden was ‘dozed so it’s not a total loss.
We all know he’ll melt. That’s why he couldn’t attend the 100th anniversary of Armistice Day in France.
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