“If you insist,” also works if someone asks if you want a pint
“go on then, I’ve got time for a quick cuppa”
I thought I was the only one who responded with 7
“No thanks, twelve’s my limit”
10. Julie Andrews
What’s comes in the alphabet after S? Ta very much lovleh.
“Good idea. Got any biscuits?”
Number 7 is too true.
It’s like some internal genetic knowledge to respond to “tea?” With “tea” or if you’re feeling spicy “yes please”.
‘i’ll make it.’
i never ever let anyone make me tea. some of the abominations i have seen people come up with (yes, i am pointing at ALL of you who leave the teabag in WHILE POURING MILK IN!) yea, dont trust anyone else.
I could murder one!
“Nah, I’m a wash with it”
Yeah, go on then
Perfectly British and correct
Coffee, two sugars, plenty of milk
All of the above!!! You can’t beat a good old cuppa tea! Keep your poncy coffee!
Missed another one, two people in an office.
Person A to Person B
“What letter comes after S”?
Person B “T”
Person A “ooh, yes please, milk and two sugars. Thanks for asking”!
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Also it’s your turn as I made the last one. Lol
Thought you’d never ask. I’m parched!
“Tea?”
“Immediately.”
“If you insist,” also works if someone asks if you want a pint
“go on then, I’ve got time for a quick cuppa”
I thought I was the only one who responded with 7
“No thanks, twelve’s my limit”
10. Julie Andrews
What’s comes in the alphabet after S? Ta very much lovleh.
“Good idea. Got any biscuits?”
Number 7 is too true.
It’s like some internal genetic knowledge to respond to “tea?” With “tea” or if you’re feeling spicy “yes please”.
‘i’ll make it.’
i never ever let anyone make me tea. some of the abominations i have seen people come up with (yes, i am pointing at ALL of you who leave the teabag in WHILE POURING MILK IN!) yea, dont trust anyone else.
I could murder one!
“Nah, I’m a wash with it”
Yeah, go on then
Perfectly British and correct
Coffee, two sugars, plenty of milk
All of the above!!! You can’t beat a good old cuppa tea! Keep your poncy coffee!
Missed another one, two people in an office.
Person A to Person B
“What letter comes after S”?
Person B “T”
Person A “ooh, yes please, milk and two sugars. Thanks for asking”!
[Obligatory Cup of Brown Joy](https://youtu.be/eELH0ivexKA)
Person 1: “would you like some tea?”
Person 2: “oh, yes please! I’d like two su-”
Person 2: “me too, go and make us some then.”
If you’ve been at a friend’s for 10 minutes and it’s not been offered “commiserations on the broken kettle”.
Number 4 is my go to
As camp and OTT as possible
“It’s 9am somewhere”
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