New traffic management procedures in place

16 comments

1. Willy on a cone

2. Hard left.

3. Looks like a mini poundabout to me.

4. Will definitely get people to slow down

5. Location: Cockermouth.

6. Dildon’t run into this!

7. I’ve had enough drivers come at me in high vis and lights like I’m worth points to know a single cone, even well endowed, ain’t worth shit.

8. Cockblocking the traffic.

9. Pointing to the diversion route, Also known as……the shlong way round.

10. Ah yes, the dildone

11. Cone-a-willy

12. Male beauty standards are getting out of hand these days

13. Warning: humps ahead.

14. “Well, that’s one way to erect a traffic warning — talk about a real roundabout pleasure!

    Let me know if you’d like it spicier, subtler, or tailored to a specific tone!” – ChatGPT

    3/10

15. Too many dickheads on the road nowadays

16. I’m concerned it’s not large enough. Willy even be able to see it?

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