There’s levels to this sh*t – Western Europe should learn who the Kings are.

by Bifito

44 comments
  1. Should’ve included 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇧🇷 for the flags since that’s where most of the speakers lie and influence the languages’ developments 😉

  2. only 76 million people speak german as a native. we did try to increase that number but could not make it happen. sorry world!

  3. Bro went sailing ONCE, accidentally stumbled upon big big island with no immune system, cheesed “you guys use Broke Siesta French now” by exploiting a random virus without even knowing what that is, and boom, 500 years later he’s all “oooh we’re the only cool Europeans cause the savages speak Lazy Latin Derivative like us” in his 5minutes of daily electricity lmao

  4. Oh it is about languages.

    When I saw the post in my feed the top was cut off, really thaught that it was about kill count.

  5. oi we got like 60’000 Romansh speakers over here, the native Swiss language

  6. Nice try, but there’s actually 350 million native French speakers.

    Colonizing half of Africa has its perks.

  7. Hehe, guess who held on to their irrelevant language

  8. Mate, I don’t even want the lesser to know my language. They will soil it through their influence.

  9. A graphic that simultaneously divides all Europeans AND pisses off nearly everybody? This is why we love you João ❤️🇵🇹

  10. Imagine being proud that savages speak your language.

  11. Don’t they just speak accented Spanish in Portugal? I admit that the Spanish achievement is already impressive but that 484 million should really be 734 million instead.

  12. All I see is in that podium is broken Latin, broken German with too much Latin influence, and guess what, more broken Latin. Makes me proud to speak another kind of broken Latin myself.

  13. Wait, none of you speaks English? You absolute imbeciles.

    Is language not invented yet where you live?

  14. Lol. Portos makes the worst argument AND he twists data to make himself in the fake top 3

    100% Portugal core.

    Truth is, I’d rather have a hundred german speaking my language than a billion arg*ntinians

  15. This is gunna ruffle some fucking feathers that’s for sure. Has OP got body armour on?

  16. German spoken in Switzerland and Austria has its reasons. In Switzerland if the choice is between speaking French, Italian or Romansch then of course they’re going to speak German.

    As for the Austrians they don’t speak German like the Northern Germans. They speak their own German a bit like they way Scottish people don’t speak English English, but Scots English

    Irish people speaking English is part of our national tragedy.

  17. I’m learning Hispanic right now, I completely forgot there are people in the EU who speak a dialect of it. And it’s really cute, a bit like a toddler who speaks with a lisp.

  18. >Scotland and Ireland. They speak their master’s language.

    Have you ever heard a Scot or the Irish speaking English? It’s certainly not what our Overlords intended! 

  19. The flags on the left are incorrect. Those should be: Mexican, American, and Brazilian.

    Also, I’m pretty sure half of Africa speaks Arabic like the Svedes and most people are capable of speaking Dutch or Danish but have just not had a potato stuck in their throat while trying to gasp for air.

  20. On a side note we don’t have to deal with foreigners appropriating and changing our own language against.

    Also the more “rarer” the language is the most fancy it appears to non natives which helps scoring points with potential love interests.

  21. Notice how 2/3 of the top 6 are romance Languages?

    We wuz emperors n shit

  22. Heast wos sogt da Wappla? I red ka Hochdeitsch oida! I red echts Deitsch! Bist deppat oida?

  23. when me and my alp boys with the cow bells around our neck speak our “master’s language”, they thank us for bringing our own culture and staying in our language, because our accents are just too thick for them to notice it was german and not swiss german.

    now you think this is a whole ass comment about how wrong this is and we speak our own language, but no! i’m quite flustered you think we speak such great german that you notice we tried to actually talk german i’m getting red all over, tysm xoxo

  24. Note: All the languages on the left are primarily not spoken in their place of origin. Heck, Brazil got a city that outnumber the entire country of Portugal in terms of population. I won’t have to say anything about the American and Latin American language.

    Viva la France! Lang lebe Deutschland! European superiority!

  25. You me language is too easy, of that 63 millions of Italian speakers, 60 are Italian, none wants to learn a superior language 😎

  26. Nice, now show me how many civilised and only relevant human beings: europeans, speak your language 

  27. “these languages are spoken by hundreds of millions of people”

    *Looks inside*

    “Colonialism and centuries of cultural oppression”

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