No wonder everyone wants to get transistord. Gotta catch them new Pokémon.
Literally not.
Thanks for another shitty post, bot! 🤖
It’d be a weird thing to bring up in conversation…
According to my wife we DON’T piss on the urinal cakes (fucking weird name, I prefer lemon drizzle), but on the floor somewhere near the urinal that contains the urinal cakes.
One of the lads I worked with was telling us about a night out, his mate decided it was a good idea to eat one of these 🤢
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Okay but most men’s toilets don’t have a months supply dumped into the urinal . How bad does it smell in there 😂?
I’m not much of a cake fan tbh.. But after 8 pints, they taste pretty good!
Urineapple Chunks
Excellent for halftime snack.
“Keep secret”
It’s not a secret. It’s just not interesting enough to be a topic of conversation
Wait till she sees the little football goals as an aiming game.
Right, two things here. I think most women do know urinal cakes exist much in the same way that most men know sanitary bins exist.
Also, where were these pictures taken and was there a sale on? Because I have never seen more than one cake per urinal. If you’re pissing in that first one the only thing you’re getting is piss all over yourself.
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No wonder everyone wants to get transistord. Gotta catch them new Pokémon.
Literally not.
Thanks for another shitty post, bot! 🤖
It’d be a weird thing to bring up in conversation…
According to my wife we DON’T piss on the urinal cakes (fucking weird name, I prefer lemon drizzle), but on the floor somewhere near the urinal that contains the urinal cakes.
One of the lads I worked with was telling us about a night out, his mate decided it was a good idea to eat one of these 🤢
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Okay but most men’s toilets don’t have a months supply dumped into the urinal . How bad does it smell in there 😂?
I’m not much of a cake fan tbh.. But after 8 pints, they taste pretty good!
Urineapple Chunks
Excellent for halftime snack.
“Keep secret”
It’s not a secret. It’s just not interesting enough to be a topic of conversation
Wait till she sees the little football goals as an aiming game.
Right, two things here. I think most women do know urinal cakes exist much in the same way that most men know sanitary bins exist.
Also, where were these pictures taken and was there a sale on? Because I have never seen more than one cake per urinal. If you’re pissing in that first one the only thing you’re getting is piss all over yourself.
Weirder thing to bring up in conversation
Piss biscuits.
Forbidden Golden Nuggets.
https://youtu.be/0-OYM7AhW7Q?si=l_kPP4D1DC4ECoop still makes me roar with laughter all these years later
Sugar Puffs factory
We didn’t know it was a secret tbf
Who the fuck do you think puts them in there?
You ladies never asked if we piss on scented tabs
Piscuits
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQthwyF2LqY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQthwyF2LqY)
They don’t actually stem the stench of urine though. It’s like lynx doesn’t make you smell clean.
They would put stuff on the floor if they wanted to get rid of the smell.
It’s not a nenne and it’s not British
They are actually pineapple cubes. Similar to cola cubes.
God, I hate these fucking things!!!
I’d rather the smell of stale piss!!!
Use a bit of bleach instead!! 👍
“Figuratively”
You mean they’re not complimentary pineapple chunks ????
You guys pee on pineapple cubes??
Used to call these pineapple cube’s.
It’s the ones that have been waterboarded too much and they become slightly concave. Yellow Piss Biscuit uses Reflect and ruins your night out shirt.
They do NOT look like that in America. There’s usually one blue weird puck in the bottom of the urinal.
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