The math doesn’t add up!

Posted by StivaliRyder

22 comments
  1. Wait, HOW? What happened at the military parade the Hospitalized 30 people?

  2. I’m wondering what serious illness could they catch that quickly from exposure to you-know-who that’d put them in the ER?

  3. How many people were actually at the parade? I’ve seen the pics and it doesn’t look like the expected 200,000 but I’m curious just how disappointing the turnout was.

  4. Thirty people, not at the parade, walked by and saw the crowd size and Trump appearing about to cry; they were hospitalized from laughing so hard.

  5. > “The District of Columbia reports the following updates regarding its support for the Army 250th birthday festival and parade.

    > As of 9:00 p.m. on June 14, 2025:

    > District of Columbia Fire & EMS has had 48 patient contacts and 31 patient transports.
    Metropolitan Police Department has reported 0 arrests.

    So basic wear and tear for any event? Doesn’t sound like it was all at once?

  6. EMT1: We have a patient exhibiting heat stroke symptoms and is non responsive. Back off people we need some room!

    EMT2: How much more room do you need?!

    Squeaky tank rolls by…

  7. To be fair it didn’t say they were hospitalized DUE to the parade.

    Just that it happened afterwards.

  8. All of them were thirsty then they saw the “FREE RAW MILK” stand.

  9. No word of why and there’s been no reports of escalation. If there were then I’m sure it’d be all over the news with Reps trying to blame Dems for anything. It really was attended predominantly by people as old and demented as Donny is, eh? Too many wheelchair octogenarians remembered their red hats but not their insulin, huh?

  10. Probably people who were somehow obligated to go but then needed an excuse to get away…

  11. I am morbidly curious what the cause was, tank exhaust?

  12. Probably soldiers getting heat exhaustion or something

  13. Of course. They twisted their ankles while they were marching.

  14. RFK believes in Miasma theory, so by that standard it was likely bystander illness due to the full diaper at the main grandstand.

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