I Spent $45 Million For My Birthday Celebration and Ivanka is a No-Show

Posted by TheCrystalScorpion

34 comments

  1. It’s giving ‘I spent so much money to impress the popular girl and she still won’t date me’.

  5. Come to think of it I didn’t see a picture of a single one of his kids at the Big Parade? Did anybody?

  6. Eric was there. Looked like his wife also. They were behind Felon47 to his left. 🤮

  8. Get used to it, Donald. This is as good as it’s going to get for you…😉

  13. That 45 million could have gone toward social programs. I hope trump enjoys his broth and small orange juice as daily meals in prison as a fascist asshole spent 45 million on a fucking dictator’s military parade that was funded by the money that should have been allocated for decent prison food.

  15. Rumor has it he was gonna let her ride his “tank”, but he couldn’t get his turret up, so…

  19. You spent other people’s money not yours, you worthless glob of phlegm!

  22. That shit wasn’t $45 million. That was just how he syphoned another $42 million into his own pocket

  24. She’s on the beach somewhere outside of America

  25. There’s no way that cost $45 mil. Most of it went into Tiny Peter Pumpkin Leader’s birthday card.

  27. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to…

  31. He is sad she will not be giving him the post parade handjob

  34. The hot mic of him wanting people to treat him like North Korea treats Kim is hilarious.

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