Found this in a rooten tooten toilet cubicle in West Belfast.

by Primary_Loss_2386

24 comments
  1. Big davo has got wonderful smoke, he also sells yokes in the kremlin

  2. Sure that’s good aul Belfast banter tatty bread, snotterbox, only sleggin, sausage supper!

    They built the Titanic there! Game of Thrones!

  3. LOL, I thought all the public toilets in Belfast were for rooten and tooten. Sniff 😉

  4. I’d say it’s sound life advice. If you’re in the Kremlin and need a yoke, seek out Big Davo wonder smoke. FFS you people constantly need to have your hands held….

  5. Big Davo, he has the means to make your night 100% sweatier and make you love every single person you meet.

  6. “There’s more peace in my lunch box” uppa west gable wall tag circa 1995

  7. David, who’s quite a large stature, sells very high quality cannabis, and also sells MDMA pills at the Kremlin (a homosexual bar/club).

  8. Are the yokes any good? Been a long time since I got good yokes in me

  9. Kids these days won’t understand how business reviews were left before Google.

  10. It means big Davo cares about the the gay community having good craic

  11. David, a rather rotund gentlemen, sells paraphernalia at the Kremlin Nightclub.

  12. David has the wears of an elixir salesman and he also doth sell herbs at a place of Debauchery that is akin to the same name as the Russian parliament building.

  13. That’s possibly the best name I’ve ever heard and I know a poor lad known universally as Chair Poo.

  14. How do we get that the kremlin is involved from this post? I need it broken down for me. Bare bones.

  15. One can procure yokes in the homosexual establishment known as the Kremlin and the gentleman is also known for his proficiency in supplying high grade flowers containing greater than average percentages of Tetrahydrocannabinol

  16. Its information pertinent to one of the sidequests later in the game.

    If you join in one of the sporadic riots and get arrested you can find a mobile phone in the back of the peeler wagon.

    If you open the Gandr app on the phone and accept the invitation to the Chinese restaurant after midnight then it gives you the “supply drugs to the orgy” mission.

  17. Its information pertinent to one of the side quests later in the game.

    If you get yourself arrested during one of the sporadic riot events that happen in game then you can find the mobile phone in the back of the peeler landrover.

    Take the phone down to one of the dodgy phone shops and get them to hack into it. Empty the bank accounts but before you sell it to Billy in Cash Convertors open the Gand’r app and accept the invite to the closed Chinese restaurant. There you will unlock the “supply drugs to the orgy” mission.

    The mission leads you to that toilet in the search of wee Jeffry the nonce as a possible dealer. Hes a useless wee shite tho but of you search the toilets then you find this graffiti.

    Take an E-cab to the Kremlin and ask it to wait outside, get the stuff from the big lad but be careful. The big lad sends his gang of wee spides on electric bikes after you to steal the drugs back, this is why you get the E-cab to wait. Other E-cabs will join in during the chase and help you fight them off.

    You can skip that bit and just get the yokes from the E-cab drivers but you get a bonus and a different cut scene if you get them some of his great weed as well as the pills.

    GTA Ulster is great craic, so it is.

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