If they stopped spending on their money on half cut cocaine, flat screen TVs, tesco value vodka and deep fried carbohydrates, and maybe considered the occasional bottle of extra virgin olive oil (first pressing naturally), antioxidant packed glass of red wine or some hummus maybe they’d live a little longer!
To the surprise of nobody..
The Poor have always died much earlier, always have, always will.
Well, as a comfortably well-off, middle-class person. It’s pretty clear that fecklessness and a sense of entitlement are to blame.
The world owes you nothing, if you want to continue breathing you just have to *want* it more.
tories keeping to their manifesto promise of taking more people out of poverty.
I think the best thing to do is raise their electric bills through the net zero agenda. Waste public funding on vanity projects, foreign aid and best of all furlough/bounce back fraud. Also let’s not forget to tell everyone in Britain how shit they are and how we should worship the NHS. Destroy the nuclear family . Encourage more lockdown and social isolation. But never forget to add a dash of doomsday propaganda from our paid for propaganda broadcasting corporation.
Don’t worry, Channel 4 won’t be reporting on the lives of the poorer classes any more, so we can ignore it.
This cutting edge research was brought to you by the Institute of No, Shit & Sherlock in South Kensington.
Lives in Blackpool, checks depression and life expectancy rates…
Oh no no no
It’s always been this way. If you have a Norman derived surname (French sounding) you will live longer than someone with a Celtic or Gaelic surname.
You will also on average be better educated, earn a higher salary and own more property.
Greddy and richer people have longer lives because they can afford excellent healthcare and lifestyle.
Life has never been fair. Get used to it.
We need to revolt against this corrupt and evil Torrie government
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If they stopped spending on their money on half cut cocaine, flat screen TVs, tesco value vodka and deep fried carbohydrates, and maybe considered the occasional bottle of extra virgin olive oil (first pressing naturally), antioxidant packed glass of red wine or some hummus maybe they’d live a little longer!
To the surprise of nobody..
The Poor have always died much earlier, always have, always will.
Well, as a comfortably well-off, middle-class person. It’s pretty clear that fecklessness and a sense of entitlement are to blame.
The world owes you nothing, if you want to continue breathing you just have to *want* it more.
tories keeping to their manifesto promise of taking more people out of poverty.
I think the best thing to do is raise their electric bills through the net zero agenda. Waste public funding on vanity projects, foreign aid and best of all furlough/bounce back fraud. Also let’s not forget to tell everyone in Britain how shit they are and how we should worship the NHS. Destroy the nuclear family . Encourage more lockdown and social isolation. But never forget to add a dash of doomsday propaganda from our paid for propaganda broadcasting corporation.
Don’t worry, Channel 4 won’t be reporting on the lives of the poorer classes any more, so we can ignore it.
This cutting edge research was brought to you by the Institute of No, Shit & Sherlock in South Kensington.
Lives in Blackpool, checks depression and life expectancy rates…
Oh no no no
It’s always been this way. If you have a Norman derived surname (French sounding) you will live longer than someone with a Celtic or Gaelic surname.
You will also on average be better educated, earn a higher salary and own more property.
Greddy and richer people have longer lives because they can afford excellent healthcare and lifestyle.
Life has never been fair. Get used to it.
We need to revolt against this corrupt and evil Torrie government