Divorce is the only answer, this is beyond mediation.
To be fair there are an odd number in each packet
Minimum written warning, but honestly, you should probably kick her out now. I mean, what’s next? Multiple open bottles of ketchup? Cups of tea made with two halves of different teabags? Fruit salad made with single slices from multiple different fruits?
I was a bit cheeky and did this as a kid tbf, but as an adult? Fuck right off. finish the packet!
Emergency strategy meeting. First thing.
Got to nip this in the bud.
My wife eats a KitKat by biting all the fingers at once. I have managed to control my urges to out her as a sociopath this far.
No. Tactics. Kept it in your mind to use when you are losing an argument, i.e, always.
she couldn’t wait-abix.
She needs to be put on a Personal Development Plan (PDP) and attend a session with the disciplinary committee.
Take your helping out of the new packet then return the forgotten one to the top of the newly opened packet, she’ll never know at breakfast tomorrow.
She also opened the pack like an absolute savage.
This is gross misconduct of the highest order, put her on a PIP with a view to terminate.
That’s got to be at least a written warning.
Oh boo hoo. The last Weetabix is usually little more than crumbs anyway.
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Sacking offence.
Divorce is the only answer, this is beyond mediation.
To be fair there are an odd number in each packet
Minimum written warning, but honestly, you should probably kick her out now. I mean, what’s next? Multiple open bottles of ketchup? Cups of tea made with two halves of different teabags? Fruit salad made with single slices from multiple different fruits?
I was a bit cheeky and did this as a kid tbf, but as an adult? Fuck right off. finish the packet!
Emergency strategy meeting. First thing.
Got to nip this in the bud.
My wife eats a KitKat by biting all the fingers at once. I have managed to control my urges to out her as a sociopath this far.
No. Tactics. Kept it in your mind to use when you are losing an argument, i.e, always.
she couldn’t wait-abix.
She needs to be put on a Personal Development Plan (PDP) and attend a session with the disciplinary committee.
Take your helping out of the new packet then return the forgotten one to the top of the newly opened packet, she’ll never know at breakfast tomorrow.
She also opened the pack like an absolute savage.
This is gross misconduct of the highest order, put her on a PIP with a view to terminate.
That’s got to be at least a written warning.
Oh boo hoo. The last Weetabix is usually little more than crumbs anyway.
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