Rate my trip to England

by ArrrPiratey

14 comments
  1. Was a good history. I’m waiting for your garçon visit to Spain.

  2. What actually happened is that you got as far as the ferry, but heard Barry was having a better time down in Porto shagging all the birds, drinking all the cheap lager and nicking all the French sun beds.

    Poor old Pierre never got on the ferry and Barry ended up on a pub crawl that took him all the way to Belgium.

  3. Seems like you really gave our culture a go mate, you’re welcome any time.xx

  4. Heard you had a good time with all the spanish lads in Portugal too.

    João is still in the colonies but says sorry about that…

  5. Pierre gets lost going to the beach

    … on an island.

    No wonder your navy was shite

  6. Ah look, Napoleone Buonaparte, inventor of pizza and that one hand gesture Italians use all the time. He was a cool cat.

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