oh boy this would’ve done numbers in 2010 internet
“Tu préfères les moules-frites ou saucissons, ma bella?”
I hate normally hate fascists but that woman’s facial expressions just do something for me.
“Est-ce que tu connais que je peux faire avec du beurre?” or something like that
“*Is your mother single?”*
If you were 30 years older…
Chimpanzini bananini
Arancini Bugiardini
“ive see the menu, its pineapple pizza”
You’re finally old enough to fulfill my carnal desires.
You know, my relationship recently opened up
“Finito Benito, finito Muskito”
I want an angry mommy in my life…
“Les anglais ont débarqué”
“Quick, make a face like you have an orgasm”
The next boat leaving for bibi’s we’ll sink together
I think she just smelled his new cologne
Something about pegging Trump with a Putin Mask on
Nothing.
Just garlic breath.
A toss between “Slap me like a badly behaved school child” or “I’ll give you back Monna Lisa for a blowjob. I heard from Donnie you are a master”
I love how she seems to physically and mentally suffer from ANY interraction with him.
And that may well be just an italian reaction to a french man, but it’s still hillarious cause Macron is soooo convinced he’s the charming guy that can mesmerise everyone with his “charisma” when in reality, many just want to slap his “tête à claques”.
I despise Meloni for her politics but not for showing him how vain he is.
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“Omelette du Fromage”
Eiffel tower is taller than the Pisa tower
I can smell your panties from here
“Do I smell popcorn?”
At least we know what Meloni’s cum face looks like.
“Paris has 11 more metro lines than Rome”
Mont Blanc is in France
*”It’s okay when a woman beats up a man, it’s not really domestic violence. See, the other day everyone got all énervé over nothing”*
“I fuck hard”
I told my wife about us when we were getting off that plane. She took it well.
*Espresso macchiato hon hon hon*
Something about her still being too young to be a GILF knowing Macron
Snail pizza
I, too, break my spaghetti in half before cooking.
Geef me een klap zoals Brigitte deed.
I wish I could annoy her like Emmanuel does.
“Want to see my baguette? I showed it to Angela once…she liked it!”
https://i.redd.it/qx9o5e43eh7f1.gif
s’il te plaît, ma chère professoressa.
oh boy this would’ve done numbers in 2010 internet
“Tu préfères les moules-frites ou saucissons, ma bella?”
I hate normally hate fascists but that woman’s facial expressions just do something for me.
“Est-ce que tu connais que je peux faire avec du beurre?” or something like that
“*Is your mother single?”*
If you were 30 years older…
Chimpanzini bananini
Arancini Bugiardini
“ive see the menu, its pineapple pizza”
You’re finally old enough to fulfill my carnal desires.
You know, my relationship recently opened up
“Finito Benito, finito Muskito”
I want an angry mommy in my life…
“Les anglais ont débarqué”
“Quick, make a face like you have an orgasm”
The next boat leaving for bibi’s we’ll sink together
I think she just smelled his new cologne
Something about pegging Trump with a Putin Mask on
Nothing.
Just garlic breath.
A toss between “Slap me like a badly behaved school child” or “I’ll give you back Monna Lisa for a blowjob. I heard from Donnie you are a master”
I love how she seems to physically and mentally suffer from ANY interraction with him.
And that may well be just an italian reaction to a french man, but it’s still hillarious cause Macron is soooo convinced he’s the charming guy that can mesmerise everyone with his “charisma” when in reality, many just want to slap his “tête à claques”.
I despise Meloni for her politics but not for showing him how vain he is.
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