We cooked innit

by xMissBby

41 comments
  1. ‘It’s so fucking stupid innit’

    Clearly hasn’t mastered the usage.

  2. Not a capital letter in sight from the OP image, so they can fucking talk about “stupid”.

  3. Guess radio, industrialism, and eel pie account for nothing!!

  4. ‘Isn’t it’ is a weird phrase tbh. 
    ‘Is not it’, whereas it should be ‘is it not’.
    Innit for efficiency.

  5. Where im from people say both “innit” and “ennit”. They both mean the same thing, but also they dont. Schrodinger’s slang

  6. Thomas winging about Brits using the internet figured out by a Brit most likely on a phone 1st phone invented by a brit

  7. Hey, I appreciate Innit greatly, but lets not forget about bellend and knobhead, another two fantastic British words.

  8. Americans really haven’t been able to settle down since they discovered “innit” like 2 years ago.

  9. Wait until the here about the German language.

  10. The Americans have invented “imma”

    We are in a linguistic arms race

  11. Also “innit” changes the order of the words it abbreviates for some reason.
    “Innit” = “isn’t it” = “is not it” when the actual full phrase is “is it not.”

  12. The funny thing is the three words separated are in the wrong order, but smashed together it doesn’t matter

  13. What i like even more is that people from India (including my doctor mother in law) adopted the expression but say ‘isn’t it’ at the end of expressions which makes even less sense but has juat become part of the dialect. ‘He’s posting on reddit again isn’t it?’

  14. In Yorkshire we have shortened the words ” to go to ” to just one letter – T

    Am goin T’ shop , joowan anyfin

  15. Once I was in Rome chatting to some American girls and as you do I used the word ‘innit’ and they both simultaneously shouted ‘Oh my god, he said innit’ in perfect unison

    Nice to be appreciated I suppose

  16. The worst one is cannae

    Just extra letters added to a word that replaces can’t 🤦‍♂️

  17. Defo just 2 words put together, not 3. Isn’t it / innit

  18. We and when I say we i mean the scottish inveted the telephone, the television, penicillin, the steam engine, and the pneumatic tire also Radar the bicycle the ATM hypodermic cyringe the Refrigirator the flushable toilet and many many more and yes sadly we fall under britain innit.

  19. Do you wanna Work innit.. No it’s do you want to work in IT

  20. Yoo wot bruv? Yoo finks yoos ‘ard or summit innit bruv?

  21. It’s official, “innit” is better than penicillin

    More at 11

  22. A weird one that doesn’t quite follow the same rules is:

    I’d’ve – to mean “I would have”.

    Or an American friendly one I also found:

    Y’all’d’ve – “You all would have”.

  23. Nothing beats “namin”! Do you know what I mean?

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