Least patriotic Hamburgers



by FairytaleOfBliss

40 comments

  7. This is supposed to be patriotic? An average Cologner would think her family hates Hamburg.
    There were a bunch of surfaces in the video not covered by stupid saying in a local dialect. There are no framed fotos of the local Big Church**™** or some other sights, just the lone Wappen. There is no love declaration (with a political proclamation about tolerance) for your specific district of the city. She didn’t even insult the part of the city on the other side of the river, or the neighbouring cities once in the entire video.

  11. Always encouraging to see gallic elements still on the continent

  12. Rise Altona residents! Claim your Danish nationality!

  13. Itd be even funnier If she repeated the joke 20 more times

  15. She is indeed a nice burger.

    ![gif](giphy|SSF70KZ7zatmLLAYxV)

  16. Yeah, born there aand I love it, but as soon as I hear “Hamburg meine Perle” I am ready to commit a hate crime.

    Bonus points for HSV-Fans arriving in central station returning from an outward game, never been more ashamed for other people

  24. I think we should skip this “would” part as she’s a) a woman b) alive so that would be more than enough for most of us (you, but I wanted to be inclusive).

  26. Wrong music style, wrong kind of lightswitches, wrong doorhandle.

  28. Looking at that hair she is probs just as British/Irish as german

  30. Funny but she looks more Russian than German though

    And the house and light switches don’t even look European.

  32. It’s nationalistic not patriotic, people saying patriotic is idiotic

  33. I don’t know who she is, but smash. Next question.

  34. When you live in a soulless shithole sometimes all you have left is patriotism.

  35. my mother was born and raised in hamburg, i keep finding stuff around the house with the coat of arms on it… but i’m slowly replacing them with those of amsterdam 😈

  36. Clearly not filmed in Hamburg. She went outside and it didn’t rain.

  37. Jaaaaaaaa MEINE STADT ERWÄHNT!!!!!! SCHÖNSTE STADT DER WEEEEELT !!!! 💪💪💪💪

  38. As an Asturian abroad, I feel seen.

    If you see someone in London with a t-shirt that says Paris, they went to Paris

    If you see someone in Amsterdam with a t-shirt that says London, they went to London

    If you see someone in Bruxelles with a t-shirt that says Amsterdam, they went to Amsterdam

    I legit saw someone in Ljubljana with a t-shirt that said Gijón and I immediately went “ehhhhhhhh, paisanu!!!” and of course we had friends in common back home…

  39. Yeah, they are so weird. Even their numbers plate refers to Hamburg: HH

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