Two glass-floored cabins are shuttling across the Thames awaiting thrill-seeking danglers.
Expect an official launch shortly.
http://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2025/06/dangleway-cabins-with-glass-floors.html
by diamondgeezr
Two glass-floored cabins are shuttling across the Thames awaiting thrill-seeking danglers.
Expect an official launch shortly.
http://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2025/06/dangleway-cabins-with-glass-floors.html
by diamondgeezr
42 comments
Why ? Just to look at the river directly below ? Bizarre.
No thank you
This is seriously the capitalist end game now:
For just £7 you can take a one way trip from in the IFS branded cabins that now feature glass bottoms for your viewing of the state of our rivers. Thanks to Thames Water you’ll be able to play fun games like Turd or Log, and Condom or Plastic Bag as you travel from no where to no where.
After your ride you can enjoy a short walk to the Millenium Dome, with all the top chain brands, just remember to pop in your O2 SIM card as coverage and priority is for those customers, even after paying hundreds to see your favourite band play.
Looks fun, but my wife would utterly freak out. She doesn’t even like glass floors that are not totally clear.
Guess I wont be wearing a skirt on there then.
Oh fuck that
You couldn’t pay me to go on this thing
Great way to freak out anyone who’s scared of heights but still wants a ride.
Nope.
Aaaaaaaaarrrggghhh
Obligatory
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Are those things airconditioned? Because I can’t think of anything worse in this heatwave.
Never been on them before but as someone with a fear of heights (except for when in a plane), my desire to go on one has just dropped even further.
Nope
Yeah, no!
This is a no from me
Nope.

My kid enjoyed this just as much, if not more than the London eye, but it’s a fraction of the cost and no hr long queue.
Yea naaah
Rode it once during 2012 to get from Taekwondo at Xcel as I stupidly thought I’d get food at the O2 (whilst forgetting it was the Men’s Basketball medal matches). My lasting memory from an engineering perspective (by degree) given the level of breeze experienced was “where’s the panel gap?”. Wasn’t a fan of them.
Oh – second thought – this would be ideal for that Bonnie Blue thing wouldn’t it?
Not today Satan. Not. Today.
I do believe the term I’m looking for is “fuck that for a game of soldiers”
This should provide the much needed boost to their target of having over 15 people use this annually.
I really don’t want to be looking up at a thrill-seeking dangler thanks very much
Tickets are now available: [https://londoncablecar.ventrata.com/en/the-glass-floor-experience](https://londoncablecar.ventrata.com/en/the-glass-floor-experience) They cost £25!
Love these, I’ve been on them elsewhere, though over woodlands rather than the Thames.
Oh that’s perfect, now everyone can see me shitting a brick up there
if there was the slightest chance i would try one in my life, that has now gone the way of the old ULEZ….
No thankyouvetymuch.
I don’t know if I’m more scared of getting upskirted or the glass cracking final destination style
I can’t beleive Diamond Geezer is still going!
Love it
Whatever you do, don’t clean the floor with boiling water in winter
Nope, now, absolutely not haha
Bonnie Blue included?
When I was in grade 7, (13 years old) a teacher forced me to step on the glass panels on the CN tower. After I had told her I didn’t wanna do it. 2 teachers had to slowly pull me off to help me move. I couldn’t imagine being trapped in this gondola.
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SHOUT!
No. Nope. Fuck that. Bollocks.
I’d rather get a prostate tickle from Freddie Krueger.
Fantastic innovation
Much easier to clean after the passengers vomit , piss & shit themselves in terror
How long will it be until some dipshit jumps up an down on one
Like if I needed another reason for not to use them…
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