If you’re shitting metal balls you should see a doctor mate.
Especially if you’ve got a dragon in your bowels.
Wake up, bit of a gurgle, sit down and out comes the cork and then out flows the river
Sorry about your plight but does anyone know what this game is called? It looks really fun! Tried to Google it but “dominos but with metal balls” wasn’t much help and I dunno how else to describe it lol.
It caught up!
I did an all dayer last Saturday because of the Rugby final. Started about mid-day, finished at about 2am. Haven’t drunk that much in years – probably the first time I’ve drunk more than 6 odd pints in one sitting since Gordan Brown was PM. I still haven’t fully recovered.
Me, right now, same situation…
One term for that effect is “The McSplurry”. If you know, you know…
I’m gonna watch it again… maybe it’ll work this time!
After a bout of gastroenteritis, I started making my own natural yoghurts. After a week or so, I started adding inulin powder and plant sterol powder to the mix to make it super pre and probiotic.
Halfway through the next week, my guts were screaming Klingon operas about the best way to get to join Kahless in Suto’vo’qor.
Just pop some Oasis on, and sit back. You gotta roll with it … and don’t let anyone get in your way
Sounds like allium intolerance to me (onions, garlic). I didn’t figure it out until I was 30 or so. Beano works for onions just like it works for beans.
Bum hole collapse 🤣🤣🤣. Midweek curry’s always hit that way!
I like the happy ending
A very british marble video indeed, once again ingraining in us the importance of not getting your hopes up.
I once had a vindaloo that was ridiculously spicy, way more than usual. I knew that the next day was going to be an issue, but hubris is a hell of a drug.
I got up early so I could avoid traffic and get to the bog before my shift started.
I was almost an hour early fir work, spent the whole time on the pot. A guy walked in about 10 mins before the shift started, I heard him go “Fucking *hell*!” and leave immediately.
I spent 2 and a half hours of my 8 hour shift in the toilet, my team leader said I couldn’t go any more. I told her that was going to cause everyone a problem and she backed down.
Quick, thin shits – or ‘thits’.
Why did you eat Steelies?
Do people get food poisoning a lot from curry? I love spicy food and curry and in many years of eating them, I’ve never had issues of the bowels and / or anus
Have some of you people got very weak bowels??
Stay hydrated! 2tsp sugar and 1/4tsp salt in 250ml water is a decent poor man’s Dioralyte (not a doctor)
Might want to consider putting your bowels back inside your body
Few things more terrifying than the 15min walk to work when dealing with this. You’re always confident you’re gonna make it until you’re a bit less than halfway there. Then you have to ask yourself if you can push through to the workplace toilets of have to scurry back home.
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Why did that make me hungry??
If you’re shitting metal balls you should see a doctor mate.
Especially if you’ve got a dragon in your bowels.
Wake up, bit of a gurgle, sit down and out comes the cork and then out flows the river
Sorry about your plight but does anyone know what this game is called? It looks really fun! Tried to Google it but “dominos but with metal balls” wasn’t much help and I dunno how else to describe it lol.
It caught up!
I did an all dayer last Saturday because of the Rugby final. Started about mid-day, finished at about 2am. Haven’t drunk that much in years – probably the first time I’ve drunk more than 6 odd pints in one sitting since Gordan Brown was PM. I still haven’t fully recovered.
Me, right now, same situation…
One term for that effect is “The McSplurry”. If you know, you know…
r/IBS welcomes you.
[Nothing like clearing out a clogged pipe.](https://imgur.com/gallery/clearing-out-clogged-pipe-hXnPabh)
I’m gonna watch it again… maybe it’ll work this time!
After a bout of gastroenteritis, I started making my own natural yoghurts. After a week or so, I started adding inulin powder and plant sterol powder to the mix to make it super pre and probiotic.
Halfway through the next week, my guts were screaming Klingon operas about the best way to get to join Kahless in Suto’vo’qor.
Just pop some Oasis on, and sit back. You gotta roll with it … and don’t let anyone get in your way
Sounds like allium intolerance to me (onions, garlic). I didn’t figure it out until I was 30 or so. Beano works for onions just like it works for beans.
https://preview.redd.it/x8pdhi9pyw7f1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5aa91f1cd2b96052242cf464063b5aabfb0722
This is your bowels
Bum hole collapse 🤣🤣🤣. Midweek curry’s always hit that way!
I like the happy ending
A very british marble video indeed, once again ingraining in us the importance of not getting your hopes up.
I once had a vindaloo that was ridiculously spicy, way more than usual. I knew that the next day was going to be an issue, but hubris is a hell of a drug.
I got up early so I could avoid traffic and get to the bog before my shift started.
I was almost an hour early fir work, spent the whole time on the pot. A guy walked in about 10 mins before the shift started, I heard him go “Fucking *hell*!” and leave immediately.
I spent 2 and a half hours of my 8 hour shift in the toilet, my team leader said I couldn’t go any more. I told her that was going to cause everyone a problem and she backed down.
Quick, thin shits – or ‘thits’.
Why did you eat Steelies?
Do people get food poisoning a lot from curry? I love spicy food and curry and in many years of eating them, I’ve never had issues of the bowels and / or anus
Have some of you people got very weak bowels??
Stay hydrated! 2tsp sugar and 1/4tsp salt in 250ml water is a decent poor man’s Dioralyte (not a doctor)
Might want to consider putting your bowels back inside your body
Few things more terrifying than the 15min walk to work when dealing with this. You’re always confident you’re gonna make it until you’re a bit less than halfway there. Then you have to ask yourself if you can push through to the workplace toilets of have to scurry back home.
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