This ain’t MC Hammer. More like MC rubber mallet 😂😂
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The world is a sphere.
Obviously he travelled the other (long) way around, you know, through Norway and Argentina.
Bet he’s never been Scunthorpe though
Yooooo
I always loved these revision books because they barely made revision tolerable. These jokes were the only thing between me and insanity
Tbf Skegness is pretty unique 🤣🤣🤣
I mean to be fair that’s basically the entirety of civilisation there: St Mary’s to SkegVegas. Everything outside of that stretch? Barbarism. Bears, maybe. Wouldn’t risk it. Probably don’t even have Primark.
(I feel like I want to add /s because it’s Reddit, but then I remember we don’t need that here.)
But what If he went east from Skegness. That’s reeeaaaalllly far
> Yes he’s never found any books as educational and entertaining as CGPs.
> And that’s not bloody surprising mun’
> Because we’re a bunch of talentless loudmouths with no sense of humour.
Maybe he just went in the opposite direction? To quote Ian Dury: ‘sometimes it takes much longer to get up north … the slow way’.
Is this your first time seeing a joke?
That is the whole point! CGP books are amazing for exactly that.
Bet he never met a nice South African either…
I’ve been from Southampton to Portsmouth, and everywhere in-between. But I ain’t seen a better revision guide.
…I’ve met the king of china, and the working Yorkshire miner
But I’ve never met a nice south African!
I’ve been around the world, from London to the Bay.
“But iv never met a nice South Africaaaaaaan”
Yeah, but he went the other way round.
r/whoosh
CGP? ICT? Just wondering what / who? Sorry to interrupt.
I’ve been to ~~~Georgia~~~ Southampton and ~~~California~~~ Skegness and anywhere I could run… but I’ve never [been to me](https://youtu.be/SZgIk2b68gQ?si=MAfqQET6oUMBTKQs). Much better with Southampton and Skegness
He was trying to get to Bognor but put the wrong Butlins into Google Maps, must have felt like Odysseus after that.
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Maybe he went West from Southampton
CGP revision guides were legends at trolling before trolling existed!
<shakes haggis angrily towards him>
https://preview.redd.it/spzapb0pc38f1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6645c12cbe2bfa6d4eed9dac96ab64702c816a1f
There is a Southampton in [Western Australia](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Southampton+WA+6253,+Australia/@-33.8775006,115.9401273,29254m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x2a3030d3d0001c43:0x400f6382479f070!8m2!3d-33.8448925!4d115.9214405!16s%2Fg%2F1td10nx9?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDYxNi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D)
This ain’t MC Hammer. More like MC rubber mallet 😂😂
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The world is a sphere.
Obviously he travelled the other (long) way around, you know, through Norway and Argentina.
Bet he’s never been Scunthorpe though
Yooooo
I always loved these revision books because they barely made revision tolerable. These jokes were the only thing between me and insanity
Tbf Skegness is pretty unique 🤣🤣🤣
I mean to be fair that’s basically the entirety of civilisation there: St Mary’s to SkegVegas. Everything outside of that stretch? Barbarism. Bears, maybe. Wouldn’t risk it. Probably don’t even have Primark.
(I feel like I want to add /s because it’s Reddit, but then I remember we don’t need that here.)
But what If he went east from Skegness. That’s reeeaaaalllly far
> Yes he’s never found any books as educational and entertaining as CGPs.
> And that’s not bloody surprising mun’
> Because we’re a bunch of talentless loudmouths with no sense of humour.
Maybe he just went in the opposite direction? To quote Ian Dury: ‘sometimes it takes much longer to get up north … the slow way’.
Is this your first time seeing a joke?
That is the whole point! CGP books are amazing for exactly that.
Bet he never met a nice South African either…
I’ve been from Southampton to Portsmouth, and everywhere in-between. But I ain’t seen a better revision guide.
https://preview.redd.it/u6f71vt0n38f1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1034f48c3b020bf190118886fe13bdf8a7052e93
I hated those books. Took the piss out of learning. Tell me what I need to know not a joke about how hard studying is or farts.
Took grim pleasure in scrolling past their underpaid graduate scheme.
They say they travelled around the world so maybe they went east across Europe, Asia, America, and ended in Skegness?
Maybe he went the long way round
I’m from skegness. Couldn’t wait to leave after gcses
Nothing gets past you clearly
Mr worldwide
https://preview.redd.it/by9ucrdh448f1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af5c93f3c915f001a731996413b7aa9b0983a02
LOOOOL this is so funny. Honestly. Top banter.
…I’ve met the king of china, and the working Yorkshire miner
But I’ve never met a nice south African!
I’ve been around the world, from London to the Bay.
“But iv never met a nice South Africaaaaaaan”
Yeah, but he went the other way round.
r/whoosh
CGP? ICT? Just wondering what / who? Sorry to interrupt.
I’ve been to ~~~Georgia~~~ Southampton and ~~~California~~~ Skegness and anywhere I could run… but I’ve never [been to me](https://youtu.be/SZgIk2b68gQ?si=MAfqQET6oUMBTKQs). Much better with Southampton and Skegness
He was trying to get to Bognor but put the wrong Butlins into Google Maps, must have felt like Odysseus after that.
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