That figment of my dreams Louis Theroux, what an absolute shit
Was it a Fiat by any chance?
Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact, no slack
But luckily the seats go back
I’ve got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Jiggle, jiggle, my money don’t jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Ah yes, when my girlfriend is in a bad mood with me because I cheated on her in her dreams… no smoke without fire though of course
Can I encourage everyone to go and buy the occasional Viz magazine. It’s absolutely fantastic and I want it to keep going for many more years.
Gilbert, why do you want the larger vehicle? Have you always wanted to drive a larger vehicle? Is comfort something you value?
Average daily mail reader
My favourite ever letter in Viz was-
I’ve just heard that it is a legal requirement to turn on your car’s headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How the fuck am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
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What a funny story 😀
I bloody love The Viz
That figment of my dreams Louis Theroux, what an absolute shit
Was it a Fiat by any chance?
Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact, no slack
But luckily the seats go back
I’ve got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Jiggle, jiggle, my money don’t jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Ah yes, when my girlfriend is in a bad mood with me because I cheated on her in her dreams… no smoke without fire though of course
Can I encourage everyone to go and buy the occasional Viz magazine. It’s absolutely fantastic and I want it to keep going for many more years.
Gilbert, why do you want the larger vehicle? Have you always wanted to drive a larger vehicle? Is comfort something you value?
Average daily mail reader
My favourite ever letter in Viz was-
I’ve just heard that it is a legal requirement to turn on your car’s headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How the fuck am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
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