Total breakdown of law and order

by sincorax

38 comments
  1. Good ol’ Kelly’s! They don’t live by your poxy rules.

  2. Oi, Kelly! Take your 99s and sling your hook, or you’re nicked!

  3. That sign only prohibits ice-cream sales from sellers who travel from place to place. Maybe that van is there 24/7? If it is then it isn’t itinerant ice-cream sale. Maybe he lives there?!

  4. Sign isn’t actually visible to the seller from the road. There is one on the other side but in the mirror it would be backwards. There council must’ve known it was a stupid request from a grumpy set of residents.

    Double 99 for me please.

  5. They’ll be OK that’s a Mr Whippy, that’s not REAL ice cream. Gimme Mr Softytop with his double cones and blue videos out of freezer anyday.

  6. don’t worry, it’s not an itinerant ice cream van, it’s a bedford

  7. In their defense they probably don’t know what itinerant means

  8. Google HQ scratching theirs heads about the increases in searches for the word “itinerant” 

  9. what chance do they have ever finding their cat if theres no longer an icrecream van for locals to visit and the ´have you seen our cat poster´ then goes unread

  10. He could be parked there for the whole day so might not be breaking that rule.

  11. No what ice cream sales? Mate if I’ve gotta Google a word on your sign then your sign can fuck off.

  12. Anarchy in the UK:2025 edition.

    Judas Priest would be equally proud.

  13. I can’t imagine how not fun at parties the arsehole who wanted that sign is.

  14. know why society keeps adding stupid laws? there’s too many of us.

  15. What kind of power-crazed public sector psycho bans ice cream cans?

  16. See! First it is a tax on stamps, then they tax your tea, and finally they ban ice cream trucks!!

    John Adams was right!

  17. we’re not used to this weather unlike lets say spain . we need rain we’re used to cold wet weather

  18. Are we sure it’s not someone’s personal vehicle? Did Rupert Grint forget where he parked again?

  19. Once saw an ice cream van drive up to another, the driver get out and then physically assault the other driver.

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