This always makes me laugh when people do this. You’d never get your car back if it was my drive…scrap man would have a field day.
Sell it to the local crackhead for a tenner for scrapping.
Driver: where’s my car?
Me: What car
Driver: The one I parked here!
Me: Why would you park a car here, on private property. That’s just madness. You’re mad, there was no car probably. Also you’re trespassing on my property please leave.
So police can’t do anything about trespass? How is that the case? If I trespassed on private property and refused to leave the police wouldn’t be able to remove me?
Also if the car gets damaged when parked there how on earth would the owner prove it was you if they haven’t been near the car in a week?
Turn it into a car park with notices and such. Wouldn’t park there then.
I’m sure you could up with an inventive way of shifting it into the road so it’s the polices problem.
I’d take a week off work and build a wall around my front garden just to see what they do when they come to pick it up.
They really need to change the law back so that property owners can have vehicles towed off their property, because the law as it currently stands gives far too much protection to these morons.
Dog shit on a stick,under the door handles,lithium grease spread along the wiper blades and frozen krill cubes from a pet shop dropped down the vents at the front of the windscreen.no real damage but annoying and petty as fuck😂
If someone sneakily gave me a car I think I’d sell it for scrap.
I think you legally could erect a bollard barrier around the car and charge for entrance to retrieve the vehicle.
Civil matter.
Ah shit i just dropped a load of glass and nails whilst sandblasting.
Put a sticker under the bumper saying
“Please report this vehicle if seen within 50 metres of a school”.
Take a dump on the vents under the windscreen, have a curry the night before for bonus points
Just jack it up, drain the oil and let them start it up and try to drive it home. The element of surprise.
For all those suggesting damaging or vandalising the car in one way or another, the owner of the car probably has no idea their car is parked in such a manner. They’ve probably paid a company they believe to be legit to park their car properly.
Open the door, put it in neutral and push it to the nearest double yellow then leave it there and phone the police….
She needs to stop being such a Karen. Nobody was harmed you witch.
Drag it into the middle of the street, call the council to have it towed as it’s now blocking traffic. Problem solved.
If you have “legal costs” cover in your home insurance, that should pay for you to raise a court action against both the website and the person for damages.
Well you have all the time in the world to let all the tires down. Don’t forget that one of the eggs hidden for your kids egg hunt could easily have been hidden up the tail pipe. There are some fantastic adhesives available to put a private parking ticket on the screen directly in front of the driver. And those little scallywags down the road are always superglueing locks. But it’s just a prank, the little darlings. Boys wil be boys ….
Sell it for parts, as far as you’re concerned, someone dumped it on your property, so in a way, you can pretty much do what you like. Or just let all four tyres down, then when they get back, you can film them pumping up the tyres, and put it on Tick-tock.
I experienced similar circumstances recently. Not one car but two. I blocked both cars. On their return they reported me to the cheshire police. Cheshire police tried to be heavy handed with me for been I quote ” Inconsiderate “.
What a lot of JOKERS.
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This always makes me laugh when people do this. You’d never get your car back if it was my drive…scrap man would have a field day.
Sell it to the local crackhead for a tenner for scrapping.
Driver: where’s my car?
Me: What car
Driver: The one I parked here!
Me: Why would you park a car here, on private property. That’s just madness. You’re mad, there was no car probably. Also you’re trespassing on my property please leave.
So police can’t do anything about trespass? How is that the case? If I trespassed on private property and refused to leave the police wouldn’t be able to remove me?
Also if the car gets damaged when parked there how on earth would the owner prove it was you if they haven’t been near the car in a week?
Turn it into a car park with notices and such. Wouldn’t park there then.
I’m sure you could up with an inventive way of shifting it into the road so it’s the polices problem.
I’d take a week off work and build a wall around my front garden just to see what they do when they come to pick it up.
They really need to change the law back so that property owners can have vehicles towed off their property, because the law as it currently stands gives far too much protection to these morons.
Dog shit on a stick,under the door handles,lithium grease spread along the wiper blades and frozen krill cubes from a pet shop dropped down the vents at the front of the windscreen.no real damage but annoying and petty as fuck😂
If someone sneakily gave me a car I think I’d sell it for scrap.
I think you legally could erect a bollard barrier around the car and charge for entrance to retrieve the vehicle.
Civil matter.
Ah shit i just dropped a load of glass and nails whilst sandblasting.
Put a sticker under the bumper saying
“Please report this vehicle if seen within 50 metres of a school”.
Take a dump on the vents under the windscreen, have a curry the night before for bonus points
Just jack it up, drain the oil and let them start it up and try to drive it home. The element of surprise.
For all those suggesting damaging or vandalising the car in one way or another, the owner of the car probably has no idea their car is parked in such a manner. They’ve probably paid a company they believe to be legit to park their car properly.
Open the door, put it in neutral and push it to the nearest double yellow then leave it there and phone the police….
She needs to stop being such a Karen. Nobody was harmed you witch.
Drag it into the middle of the street, call the council to have it towed as it’s now blocking traffic. Problem solved.
If you have “legal costs” cover in your home insurance, that should pay for you to raise a court action against both the website and the person for damages.
Well you have all the time in the world to let all the tires down. Don’t forget that one of the eggs hidden for your kids egg hunt could easily have been hidden up the tail pipe. There are some fantastic adhesives available to put a private parking ticket on the screen directly in front of the driver. And those little scallywags down the road are always superglueing locks. But it’s just a prank, the little darlings. Boys wil be boys ….
Sell it for parts, as far as you’re concerned, someone dumped it on your property, so in a way, you can pretty much do what you like. Or just let all four tyres down, then when they get back, you can film them pumping up the tyres, and put it on Tick-tock.
I experienced similar circumstances recently. Not one car but two. I blocked both cars. On their return they reported me to the cheshire police. Cheshire police tried to be heavy handed with me for been I quote ” Inconsiderate “.
What a lot of JOKERS.
I released the car after a week.