Attack a sovereign country and then ask them pretty please with sugar on top not to fight back.
it amazes me that this weak and stupid man is idolized by so many.
Did he even say thank you for your attention to this matter?
Y’all hate him so much, you won’t even give him credit for 120 minutes of peace between him declaring the ceasefire and it being violated.
NOW KISS! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
So, are we going to bomb Israel if they break the truce? (Asking for a friend)
Lmao Iran rn: “fuckkkkk, we forgot to say no backies on the unprovoked missile attack!”
Ok, since I can never tell. Is this an actual post from Trump?
We had 5 minutes of peace, Obama never did that.
That exclamation mark at the end makes it so much weaker
Thank you for your attention on this matter
Trump’s idea of foreign policy is shouting in all caps into the ether.
Nobody’s listening to you, Donnie.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Any Israeli pilot flying over Tehran that doesn’t constantly check their phones is a traitor.
Why does he send these ridiculous tweets? Is this an official missive to the other leaders of the world? Or is he doing a blow by blow for his adoring dullards?
Glad to see I have yet to have an original thought lol
It’s not official unless he says, “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”.
The equivalent of a kid hitting someone then flinching and saying “No, don’t!” raises their hand in retaliation.
I INVOKE THE SACRED COVENANT OF “NO BACKSIES”
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
DONAKD K DUKK
PR3ZIDANT
Does he think he’s president of the world?
Are we even going to have enough military to occupy both Iran AND all major American cities??
Thumbwar!
*”Because I, Cato Sicarius…”*
israel has violated every ceasefire they have ever been involved in.
trusting israel is like trusting trump, stupid.
Asking Israel to adhere to a ceasefire. Sure, okay.
This meme was exactly what I had in my head as well. I also love that he types his name, like he signed it, after his message. My Boomy fam does that on Facebook, and sometimes in text. Their grasp of technology is staggering.
What could be more official than a Trump 2:00 AM “Truth”.
Any man who must sign his tweets “President of the United States” is no true president.
So is this to Israel or to Hegseth or to that B1 Bomber in the air? I mean, it’s not like everyone is monitoring his 3am Truth Social posts.
“Sorry sir, we lost internet service so we nuked Tehran. Good thing you called them first so the leadership could head for the hills.”
why is he putting his name and position title on all these now? does he think posts on social media qualify as executive orders if he “signs” them?
Taco has spoken so shall it be
Yo he even said please for once !! What a great peace maker, never seen anyone like him before.
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Also, if you have to say “please” you’re doing it wrong.
Who on earth respects a senior who tweets war plans ?!?! What a joke
it’s TACO tuesday
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Attack a sovereign country and then ask them pretty please with sugar on top not to fight back.
it amazes me that this weak and stupid man is idolized by so many.
Did he even say thank you for your attention to this matter?
Y’all hate him so much, you won’t even give him credit for 120 minutes of peace between him declaring the ceasefire and it being violated.
NOW KISS! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
So, are we going to bomb Israel if they break the truce? (Asking for a friend)
Lmao Iran rn: “fuckkkkk, we forgot to say no backies on the unprovoked missile attack!”
Ok, since I can never tell. Is this an actual post from Trump?
We had 5 minutes of peace, Obama never did that.
That exclamation mark at the end makes it so much weaker
Thank you for your attention on this matter
Trump’s idea of foreign policy is shouting in all caps into the ether.
Nobody’s listening to you, Donnie.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Any Israeli pilot flying over Tehran that doesn’t constantly check their phones is a traitor.
Why does he send these ridiculous tweets? Is this an official missive to the other leaders of the world? Or is he doing a blow by blow for his adoring dullards?
Glad to see I have yet to have an original thought lol
It’s not official unless he says, “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”.
The equivalent of a kid hitting someone then flinching and saying “No, don’t!” raises their hand in retaliation.
I INVOKE THE SACRED COVENANT OF “NO BACKSIES”
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
DONAKD K DUKK
PR3ZIDANT
Does he think he’s president of the world?
Are we even going to have enough military to occupy both Iran AND all major American cities??
Thumbwar!
*”Because I, Cato Sicarius…”*
israel has violated every ceasefire they have ever been involved in.
trusting israel is like trusting trump, stupid.
Asking Israel to adhere to a ceasefire. Sure, okay.
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY.
Our “F-Bomb” president. Our greatest disgrace.
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This meme was exactly what I had in my head as well. I also love that he types his name, like he signed it, after his message. My Boomy fam does that on Facebook, and sometimes in text. Their grasp of technology is staggering.
What could be more official than a Trump 2:00 AM “Truth”.
Any man who must sign his tweets “President of the United States” is no true president.
So is this to Israel or to Hegseth or to that B1 Bomber in the air? I mean, it’s not like everyone is monitoring his 3am Truth Social posts.
“Sorry sir, we lost internet service so we nuked Tehran. Good thing you called them first so the leadership could head for the hills.”
why is he putting his name and position title on all these now? does he think posts on social media qualify as executive orders if he “signs” them?
Taco has spoken so shall it be
Yo he even said please for once !! What a great peace maker, never seen anyone like him before.
Sounds like a little going “No hitsies backsies!”
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