Except Bretagne, we don't need it

by Belgian_femboy_furry

16 comments
  1. In facts it already is.
    Netherlands is actually North Belgium.
    France is part of South Belgium.
    And Luxembourg and Germany are part of Eastern Belgium!

  2. Question should be “Why does this land not own Belgium?”

  3. Ok now it’s not the matter of if these questions are heading towards the world and the universe, it’s a matter of when.
    In an hour? Tomorrow?

  4. As soon as Brussels have a government they will implement this plan…

  5. Et qu’est-ce qu’on ferait bien de 60 million de fransquillons, aub?

  6. Based on the press release at the time:

    Kingdom of Belgium Announces Strategic Divestment of France and the Netherlands to Maximize Shareholder Value

    Brussels, July 21, 1831, The Kingdom of Belgium today announced it has finalized the sale of its territorial holdings in France and the Netherlands in a bold move aimed at unlocking hidden value, streamlining governance, and focusing on core competencies.

    “This divestment allows Belgium to sharpen its strategic identity and return value to its stakeholders,” said a palace spokesperson. “France and the Netherlands are exceptional regions, but they will thrive better under new management aligned with their unique cultural and economic direction.”

    The historic transaction is expected to bolster Belgium’s balance sheet, fund major investments in chocolate R&D and cyclist infrastructure, and position the nation for accelerated growth in its flagship assets: beer, surrealism, and cautious pragmatism.

    Markets responded favorably, with Belgian Shares (BE.SOV) up 8.3% on news of the leaner, more focused crown.

  7. >Because Belgium is unable to properly manage the country, the less they have, the better!

  8. Jesus Christ, all those posts are getting wild op. I thought we reached the maximum on earth when you chose the world map 😂

  9. We invade it every summer just to conclude there are too many Brits, Dutch and French people there so we retreat at the end of August.

  10. Because the British are racist, anti-Belgian cowards

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