Russian naval ship ‘disguised’ itself while passing through English Channel

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62gq6y62d1o

32 comments

  1. Did they put the ship inside a larger ship? And that ship inside another even larger ship?

  2. Hey looks, its the Mexican armada, I can tell by the giant sombrero hat! 

  4. What? Did they put a giant pair of glasses with a huge mustache in front of the bridge?

  5. “Today, the UK tragically mistakenly sunk a vessel belonging to [[GENERIC COUNTRY]] in the English Channel. Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone in [[GENERIC COUNTRY]] and we encourage anyone from [[GENERIC COUNTRY]] to contact us with your concerns.”

  7. “All we found was a boatload of beered-up fishermen”

  8. The cleaned it up, extinguished all the fires and made it look like a sea worthy vessel

  9. They’re lucky it didn’t sink or catch fire on its own. Russian Navy? Most laughable clown show in military history.

  10. Since there’s mostly jokes about mustaches and glasses, they used a fake id signal to avoid being boarded and having the tankers confiscated.

  11. Those sneaky sons of bitches are getting their strategies from “Down Periscope”! Can’t blame them, Lt Cmdr. Tom Dodge was a hell of a strategist.

  12. “No Russian ships, sir, only a giant floating shrubbery.”

  14. I’m surprised none of these shadow fleet tankers, or cargo ships carrying weapons to use against Ukraine, have had at sea “accidents”. One would think by either torpedoes or frogmen with explosives, some ships could be destroyed with plausible deniability.

  15. The Russian captain disguised himself as a Scotsman with a thick Scottish accent. “Mosht thingsh in here don’t react too well to bulletsh.”

  17. Hey, I’m starting to think that European defenses are kind of a fucking joke

  18. I assure you, there were at least three submarines on its ass that were not fooled.

  20. The MV Julius pretending to be the SS Doctor Lykes again?

  24. So what would happen if they C4 the bitch, blow it in open water (I hate it when that happens!) How ’bout you Puny? Lying leader of a misfit bunch of suppressed clueless dupes! I’m just saying. STOP CHEATING!

    WHY SHOULD ANYONE TRUST PUNY OR RUSSIA ?

  26. It might have to be promoted to “underwater fish sanctuary.”

  27. This is becoming a russian navy tradition. Why, in the Black Sea, quite a few surface warships have disguised themselves as submarines!

  28. Lawlessness has become the norm. People/citizens get tired of this shit in 1 generation.

  29. And what will be the consequences? They just express concern, wait till next breach and repeat?

  31. Already focused on selling their oil at the new improved higher prices Trump facilitated for them.

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