Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles | Jeff Bezos

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jun/24/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-change-wedding-reception-location-in-venice-after-threatened-protest

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  2. This is how we should respond every time we see a billionaire planning events. 🐊

  3. Hopefully there is no place on earth that will leave him alone.

  8. “I have altered the plan, pray I do not alter it further”

  9. Unsure if he actually thinks this bimbo likes him for who he is or if he doesn’t give a fuck as long as he occasionally gets to smash said bimbo.

  10. Tons of $$ will be spent on legal paperwork to ensure that she leaves with absolutely nothing in the case of divorce

  12. She’s going to pawn the ring for a divorce lawyer retainer. She’ll still have enough left over after the retainer to buy a small island and a city worth of people to serve on it.

  13. ‘*What do you mean that I can’t bring in Private Military Companies into Venice?’*

  15. Jesus fucking Christ. There’s a guy who literally made billions off exploiting workers around the world and all y’all can talk about is his fiancée’s appearance? 

  17. Good, shame these fucks. The over indulgent exorbitant bullshit should be called the fuck out. Dont let these parasites feel an ounce of comfortability. They have destroyed thousands of lives to enrich themselves. Ring that shame bell as often as possible when it comes to these billionaire psycopaths

  18. Please tell me they ordered the inflatable crocs using Amazon prime

  19. Bet its his new fling that wants the wedding and hes obliging her

  20. So, we’re talking pool floaty cartoon sized blow up crocodiles right? Cause im in

  23. How many vials of insulin for people who’s lives depend on it could this fund?

  26. My first thought about having a wedding in Venice was Paris syndrome: have those guys been to Venice? It is the least romantic place because of all the tourists (and crocodiles apparently), and the second thought was, I thought billionaires divorce to marry younger women. Well, good for him on that.

  27. Is in Vence in Italy or will Jeff build it somewhere in Caribbean?

  28. Why would inflatable crocs bother him if his fiance already looks like one?

  31. Oh it would be horrible if something befalls the billionaire. I don’t fine a fuck. Reddit rules prevent me saying what I wish would happen to the gathering of private jet one percenters. We would objectively be better off.

  32. PLEASE tell me they bought the inflatable crocodiles on Amazon.

  33. The article says 95 private planes will be landing for this event. Such environment loving creatures.

  37. I thought he just had the world’s most expensive wedding in Aspen?

  40. The real flex for him would be having a wedding in Mars and fly all their guests there

    GTFO from planet earth and don’t come back

  41. He should be barred from every country. He has a fucking megayacht. Go live on that you gigantic piece of shit

  42. > The event will instead take place in Arsenale, a historic complex of shipyards surrounded by fortified walls that will be much harder for the protesters to penetrate.

    Feudal wars. Coool

  44. He should have done it in an American city like say Cincinnati, OH.

  46. Can’t this selfish ahole just get married on a plnantation turned wedding venue like trashy Blake and Ryan?

  47. I imagine Bezos hearing a ticking sound coming from the water and urging the ship to set sail in a panic.

  48. There are more comments on this post about his fiancés’ plastic surgery than about Bezos, the oligarch who holds huge amounts of power and wealth. Who cares how his girlfriend looks? You people are a bunch of fucking gossips.

  49. Plutocrats are still hiding from peasant mobs in the arsenale. Some things never change!

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