Rutte represents the NATO – not the Netherlands, you nornwit
Lmao I can remember all the Jans coping hard yesterday
Least cucked Dutch ””man””
We’re doing God’s work here, buying you idiots time to organize something on a European level.
And did anyone of you say thank you once?
Mods should change all Dutch flairs to “daddy’s little cuck”.
He meant he’s acting as daddy towards Israel and Iran and hits his hand on the table now. But it sounds weird as fuck.
And I thought the Swiss were cringe.
Ugh what a bootlicker. I know it’s necessary to deal with Trump but jesus christ can you tone it down a bit Mark
I hope it’s all for Ukraine.
*^(I know, I am a dreamer…)*
Has nothing to do with the Netherlands. He represents NATO
Mark Rutte is such an embarrassment.
I get the whole trumpwisperer thing, but he is putting it on a bit thick.
Why did you even have respect for the dutch in the first place? Eeew gross
I think this is great.
You know behind closed doors Rutte is calling him all the names under the sun, but Trump only cares about suck ups to him. Rutte butters him up. He meets the Dutch royalty. gets his official invite to meet the UK King at the Palace.
Then meets Zelensky, who is wearing a suit for him, and agrees to everything because everyone bent the knee.
It is just getting him to stay that way before Putin can get him.
He’s not our daddy, he’s Israel’s daddy.
how can the UK be seen as the worst in this headline?
Is Netherlands turning into Hans wirh their kink language now?
Geef me een klap, Donald
Mark Rutte ❤️ older men
It almost feels as if in these days stupidity is contagious.
He’s being pragmatic. If that’s the language that this toddler wants to hear so be it
He knows no shame, but he does know how to get the jobs done… all types of jobs…
Fucking lol I knew Mark didn’t have a soul but this is wild even for him
If Ukraine survives kyiv needs to be change to ruttev
>Whatever small amount of respect I had for their Netherlands just disappeared
How something nonexistent can disappear ?
This may be cope, and it is a bit cringe, but honestly if this is what it takes to deal with trump and to have him work with the EU instead of against, then that’s what it takes
Anyone surprised from the country of the Cuckstoel?
Good; the more you complement Trump, the more he gives you. Next week Trump will abolish all Tariffs on Dutch imports, give us 4 Ohio nuclear-missile subs, give us back our rebellious provinces and pay for getting their roads up to standard.
Sooo nobody is considering he’s buttering him up so manic Trumpy will play nice?
Typical kaaskop
My respect for Mark Rutte as a man just fucking *plumetted*.
From negative to triple negative.
If you watch the video it isn’t as weird. Trump compared Israel and Iran to little children after which Rutte made his comment. He probably doesn’t understand that it has sexual connotations in English though
No one has said thank you to the Dutch yet for handling that orange dong so carefully
Ik Rutte is taking one for the team but it must be so humiliating
It seems strange but this is actually the best strategy. Tell trump “you’re so cool dude, i think what you’re doing is great, you’ve accomplished a lot” and then invite him over to dinner with the king and then he lowers tariffs for you. Starmer did it too.
Who knew that the Dutch were so good at >!blow!< jobs
Oh no we are making sure Trump doesn”t pull out of NATO how horrible are we
Just going to repost my comment from another sub:
You know what? I do not care at all. If buttering up his cheeks is what it takes to stop him yapping, then so be it. An increase in defense spending was necessary, no doubt about it. We all know that Rutte probably laughed his ass off with the rest of the gang and they and we will keep mocking Trump behind closed doors. For now we have to keep the baby from crying, but he will eventually see the error of his approach when he sees where the money ends up.
In his defence, it was in the context of Trump talking about Israel and Iran as two kids misbehaving so made sense of an abstract hypothetical statement there. He wasn’t just directly calling Trump ‘daddy’ out of the blue.
And talking to Trump like a violent alcoholic or nutter or toddler with a gun makes at least some sense. It doesn’t entail true respect.
But yeah, still.
Proudly taking this new flair…
America first, Netherlands second.
Next step: annex Belgium ( The Belgium PM already agreed) and Trump will tariff the sh*t out of Pedro for refusing 5% NATO.
Overall just lovely.
Our mod captured the moment and correctly changed our flair 😆
Geef me een klap, papa!
Effectiveness isn’t cringe
Rutte is the greatest politician of the 21st century. It is truly fascinating (and slightly horrifying) to witness his extreme slipperyness and lack of morals
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average dutch cuck
Rutte represents the NATO – not the Netherlands, you nornwit
Lmao I can remember all the Jans coping hard yesterday
Least cucked Dutch ””man””
We’re doing God’s work here, buying you idiots time to organize something on a European level.
And did anyone of you say thank you once?
Mods should change all Dutch flairs to “daddy’s little cuck”.
He meant he’s acting as daddy towards Israel and Iran and hits his hand on the table now. But it sounds weird as fuck.
And I thought the Swiss were cringe.
Ugh what a bootlicker. I know it’s necessary to deal with Trump but jesus christ can you tone it down a bit Mark
I hope it’s all for Ukraine.
*^(I know, I am a dreamer…)*
Has nothing to do with the Netherlands. He represents NATO
Mark Rutte is such an embarrassment.
I get the whole trumpwisperer thing, but he is putting it on a bit thick.
Why did you even have respect for the dutch in the first place? Eeew gross
I think this is great.
You know behind closed doors Rutte is calling him all the names under the sun, but Trump only cares about suck ups to him. Rutte butters him up. He meets the Dutch royalty. gets his official invite to meet the UK King at the Palace.
Then meets Zelensky, who is wearing a suit for him, and agrees to everything because everyone bent the knee.
It is just getting him to stay that way before Putin can get him.
He’s not our daddy, he’s Israel’s daddy.
how can the UK be seen as the worst in this headline?
Is Netherlands turning into Hans wirh their kink language now?
Geef me een klap, Donald
Mark Rutte ❤️ older men
It almost feels as if in these days stupidity is contagious.
He’s being pragmatic. If that’s the language that this toddler wants to hear so be it
He knows no shame, but he does know how to get the jobs done… all types of jobs…
Fucking lol I knew Mark didn’t have a soul but this is wild even for him
If Ukraine survives kyiv needs to be change to ruttev
>Whatever small amount of respect I had for their Netherlands just disappeared
How something nonexistent can disappear ?
This may be cope, and it is a bit cringe, but honestly if this is what it takes to deal with trump and to have him work with the EU instead of against, then that’s what it takes
Anyone surprised from the country of the Cuckstoel?
Good; the more you complement Trump, the more he gives you. Next week Trump will abolish all Tariffs on Dutch imports, give us 4 Ohio nuclear-missile subs, give us back our rebellious provinces and pay for getting their roads up to standard.
Sooo nobody is considering he’s buttering him up so manic Trumpy will play nice?
Typical kaaskop
My respect for Mark Rutte as a man just fucking *plumetted*.
From negative to triple negative.
If you watch the video it isn’t as weird. Trump compared Israel and Iran to little children after which Rutte made his comment. He probably doesn’t understand that it has sexual connotations in English though
No one has said thank you to the Dutch yet for handling that orange dong so carefully
Ik Rutte is taking one for the team but it must be so humiliating
It seems strange but this is actually the best strategy. Tell trump “you’re so cool dude, i think what you’re doing is great, you’ve accomplished a lot” and then invite him over to dinner with the king and then he lowers tariffs for you. Starmer did it too.
Who knew that the Dutch were so good at >!blow!< jobs
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Average swamp german
What did Mark Rutte mean by this?
Oh no we are making sure Trump doesn”t pull out of NATO how horrible are we
Just going to repost my comment from another sub:
You know what? I do not care at all. If buttering up his cheeks is what it takes to stop him yapping, then so be it. An increase in defense spending was necessary, no doubt about it. We all know that Rutte probably laughed his ass off with the rest of the gang and they and we will keep mocking Trump behind closed doors. For now we have to keep the baby from crying, but he will eventually see the error of his approach when he sees where the money ends up.
In his defence, it was in the context of Trump talking about Israel and Iran as two kids misbehaving so made sense of an abstract hypothetical statement there. He wasn’t just directly calling Trump ‘daddy’ out of the blue.
And talking to Trump like a violent alcoholic or nutter or toddler with a gun makes at least some sense. It doesn’t entail true respect.
But yeah, still.
Proudly taking this new flair…
America first, Netherlands second.
Next step: annex Belgium ( The Belgium PM already agreed) and Trump will tariff the sh*t out of Pedro for refusing 5% NATO.
Overall just lovely.
Our mod captured the moment and correctly changed our flair 😆
Geef me een klap, papa!
Effectiveness isn’t cringe
Rutte is the greatest politician of the 21st century. It is truly fascinating (and slightly horrifying) to witness his extreme slipperyness and lack of morals
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