What a scandal!!!

Posted by DonaldKey

41 comments
  1. Wasn’t even the wrong mustard….just his preference. A black man having – and getting – his preference was the real issue. Nothin’ worse than an uppity black man.

  2. Oh I remember this. Also the tan suit, the selfie stick…unbecoming of a president.

    s/

  3. the use of the word “local” on a national show is the greatest scandal.

    local to what? who?

    just why!?

  4. Wait a minute… wasn’t his tan suit the EXACT SAME COLOR?!!!

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  5. But 34 felony convictions are not a problem. Not a cult! Make America 1930’s Germany Again!

  6. “Wrong” mustard, 34 felonies, pretty much the same.

  7. Can you imagine him wearing a tan suit while he did that?

  8. I’ve had this discussion before. Dijon mustard is not that fancy. You can get a gallon jug of the stuff for $7. Yes, there are premium brands that cost a bundle, but there’s premium versions of most condiments. Your average joe can enjoy Dijon mustard for the same cost as the regular yellow version. Nothing elitist about it.

  9. Imagine if Obama said of Israel and Iran, “they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing”

  10. To be clear, Poupon is NEVER the “wrong” mustard.

  11. And the irony is that we now have a real President Poop-On.

  12. Eeek! Help! Our nation is in a mustard crisis! Good Lord. Gag me with a spoon. Eeeeeeesh

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  13. and a republican president drop F bombs on live tv and hannity will coom

  14. Don’t forget the tan suit.

    They lost their fucking minds over the tan suit.

  15. Mathafakas acting like spicy mustard aint good… that’s some real stupidity right there. And no dijon mustard is that fancy, there’s other brands of dijon cheaper than regular mustard.

    Add Grey Poupon coarse ground mustard with lemon juice and lemon zest on salmon, and you got yourself a really nice seasoned salmon…. Also, try mixing it on your burger patty seasoning, and it cooks delicious! Cook at home with style and on a budget.

  16. Dijon, raw onion, pickle. The only condiments you need on a burger.

  17. Just fucking imagine people getting mad at others over a mistake, then licking the feet of their orange god who said he would end wars while proceeding to start another.

  18. A great time to remind us that it’s been 5,908 days since Sean Hannity promised to be waterboarded for charity. We’re still waiting, Sean.

  19. And then they went absolutely goo-goo over the billionaire who announced his candidacy by riding down a gold escalator in his giant gold Manhattan skyscraper

  20. That’s was just their latest dog whistle at the time , since they couldn’t call him “uppity xxxxx” anymore.

  21. Tan suitgate, (R)epubs went crazy.
    Selfie-stickgate, they almost died, the horror!

  22. The suit! What about the tan suit? He should have been impeached for looking that good while effectively running the country.

  23. I have the opposite reaction that this post is trying to convey

    If this is what Fox was allowed to criticize… it shows he wasn’t doing anything meaningful to warrant actual right-wing push back

  24. Yes, Obama was a dangerous radical socialist BLACK MAN, not only that, he occasionally wore a TAN SUIT. I still don’t know how American survived all of the damage that resulted from Dijon Mustard and Tan Suits.

  25. I remember that day. Was a hard day for the nation. Wait, no it wasn’t.

  26. It’s like they had nothing substantial to complain about…

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