Is this true Hans? Do German politicians have sex?

by SLAVAUA2022

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  1. German election flyers often write “Hans is happily married and has 2 beautiful children” as the main advantage of said candidate, so it seems that the answer is ‘yes’

  2. I doubt it. Off the top of my head, I can’t think of a single German scandal, controversy, or stereotype involving sex.

    They seem to be a very chaste people.

  3. Exclusively watersports. I don’t think Putin understands it’s not even controversial in Germany.

  4. Only if they are also forklift certified. Then they do, a lot.

  5. Yes, but their sex looks very different.

    The female leaves her eggs on the nightstand and the male fertilizes them.

  6. Putin is going to use those videos to blackmail the rest of us.

    “Either you give us Ukraine, or we release a video of Scholz having sex”

  7. He will release the tape where Angelo Merkel fucks Germany and Europe.

  8. Gerhard Schröder hat Sex with Putin.

    ”Gib me your pipeline, Vladi!!“

  9. I’ve heard they considered it, but it was deemed too much paperwork

  10. Apparently so, or how else could we explain the existance of Philip Amthor?

  11. Lad for sure has also videos of Berlusconi fucking him in the ass

  12. I sincerely hope so. If not even those with significant levels of money, power and fame can get some sex, we are absolutely cooked.

  13. The idea of a German having sex is disturbingly unsettling

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