Unironically tho, if it helps, why should we let pride get in our way (and we can blame it all on the Netherlands)

by ChampionshipSalty333

15 comments

  1. I think every world leader has figured out all you need to do to manipulate Trump is to glaze his dick. He’s no longer just Russia’s puppet but Israel and Europe’s, too.

  2. I personally salute Jan for using his cocksucking abilities to help Europe.

    Unfortunately, these are the Dutch we’re talking about… nothing is free. They will remind us of this blowjob every time they need something.

    “Remember that time I sucked daddy’s dick for all of us??”

  4. You should Hans, you should blame it on us. It’s our fault after all.

    There is just one thing. The problem with your meme is that the EU is doing something in the cartoon (pulling a plug).

    But that’s the thing, since you took over the leadership of the EU you decided to let the EU stand by, watch, and do nothing. As anything the EU does might make the Russians angry. Or it might make your carmakers unhappy. Unless something goes wrong of course, then you should definitely blame us.

    Though chances of anything going wrong with an army that is unable to defend its own territory and an economy that is slowly declining into irrelevancy, are very small of course.

  5. Jokes on him.

    The master only thinks we’re obedient slaves because we’re following his every command without question, and will do so until the day we die.

    But *after* we die; well, we’ll be in heaven and he’ll be in hell, so who really wins in the long run?

  6. The Dutchies took it up the bum for the rest of us. Thank you for your service 🫡

  7. All it took was the last bit of dutch dignity. A sacrifice I’m willing to make

  8. If it comes to blame we shouldn’t forget about Pedro. If the cocksucking goes sideways, we blame it on Jan. If standing up to Trump gets us into trouble, it is all Pedro’s fault. I think this is goeing to work.

  14. I dont care. If a little glazing is all it takes to manipulate this old orange bum then do it. We need his support for Ukraine since our politicians are fucking pussies and [this is the first time he showed empathy](https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1lkk2yc/holy_shit/) for Ukrainian people. We only need to do it or long enough until he leaves office in 1303 days or gets impeached (but then Peter Thiels sleeper soldier probably takes over)

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