Western European Identification Trees

by Strong-Clothes4993

26 comments
  1. Everything seems in order with the Germanic identification tree

  2. Germans really think they’re in Austrian gastronomic family.

  3. I’m surprised I had the patience to reach slide 2 of that crap.

    I’m literally too superior for this.

  4. Well, we should have a chart for us alone (and above these, as usual), as France is both mediterranean, germanic and celtic… soo… We’re the only true west Europeans, peasants.

  5. Narcissist? I’m simply great, way too great to be a narcissist. Too great for this country even, I’d move across the border to a bigger country but for some reason people keep telling me I shouldn’t cross so many boundaries. And besides, people might forget where I am, which would be catastrophic, obviously. But don’t call me a narcissist. As the smartest man alive I think I would’ve known that already, thank you very much.

  6. I just got smacked in another thread just because I wrote that I enjoy pineapple on pizza.

    So I guess this tree is accurate.

  7. I followed the tree and it turns out I’m Danish. Fuck that, I’m far too great to be Danish. Those idiots waste precious spice as I’ve just learnt.

  8. Fucking peak. Although I do skew the percentage when it comes to narcissism

  9. Tut, tut, my Brythonic cousins, letting the side down there. Are you really a Celt if you haven’t explored nature?

  10. Good shit, Op

    ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)

  11. True, I really enjoy mocking tourists. And I hate DIN Standards.

  12. In order to get to Greece you need to answer “is tax evasion your favourite hobby” with a no and that’s pure bull Luigi.

  13. Id like to note we are also great tax evasion players

  14. Sources tell me that Stavros’ hobbies do also include tax evasion. Obviously he’s an amateur compared to us Luigis, but still decent at it.

    Also, since when is Ueli’s food edible?

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