He' d already cleared whatever had been left on the player, then decided to eat a full Yorkshire Tea bag

by r3tromonkey

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  3. Seagulls will literally eat the contents of a soiled nappy. A tea bag is no surprise!

  4. It’s been 5 minutes. It must be brewed now. Pick it up by its ankles and pour away.

  5. I assume his heart is about to explode from all the caffeine. Imagine eating a carrier bag full of cocaine, that’s basically what he’s just done

  8. I’ve got a photo somewhere of a seagull the size of a bloody albatross on the end of Clacton pier with a full on plate of chips in its beak.

  11. Last summer we went to a place known locally for being good for crabbing with the kids. We bought a little crabbing kit and a couple of bags of bait, which were bits of fish and bacon in plastic bags. We set up our line and were about to put the bait in the little net bag when a seagull flew down and swiped one of the plastic bags and swallowed it in one. I’ve always wondered how long it took that seagull to die of an intestinal blockage.

  13. I once threw a large piece of pretzel to a seagull. It swallowed it whole, and I was worried for a moment that it was going to choke, but it had no problems. I think seagulls have a very robust digestive system.

  15. A few years back we were sitting outside a Nando’s eating alfresco and there was this big fuck off seagull just hanging around watching and waiting. After I had finished I loaded a few left over chips with the extra hot sauce and threw them over. Sure enough he ate them. Until that day I never knew seagulls could cough. He was still waiting about for more! Wouldn’t be surprised if they ate their own shit

  16. I’ve got a photo of one eating a pigeon. I think they started eating them during the pandemic because there wasn’t so much food left lying. Now there’s random half eaten pigeons all over the place (they leave the spine and wings 😭)

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