Hans is not likely to admit it – but Poles and Krauts are two sides of the same coin.

by Marcin222111

37 comments

  1. Would love to visit Polan but I’m always afraid people will vandalize my car for the crime of being German (me, not the car).

  2. Even Radom or Lodz which were considered to be the ugliest cities in Poland for a long time are now more beautiful than anything that is standing in NRW

  3. I don’t see any socks in your sandals, Janusz. We are very different!

  4. It’s just like at least 1/3 of poland was at one point german. Crazy

  6. but Janusz, have you ever considered that you want reparations?

  7. True, and one side likes to keep and restore, the other is a fanatic, moronic modernist without a hint of taste.

  8. Culturally speaking, we have a bigger share with car radio stealing Poland. I stop there. You guys stole my brand new radio in 2003 I got for Christmas.

  9. Mertz is Liked and well respected? Well you learn something new everyday 🤷🏼‍♂️

  11. unite and raise as the first polmany / gerland / south baltic, central european empire…!!! hooooray!

    edit: the part with the passat – peak humor

  12. I like the part where you act like a dish called “Vienna schnitzel” is german.

  13. I like poles and the conclusion we’re mostly the same people just divided by language.

    The best German Slavic mashup are the Czech who combines everything in a fantastical way. Kudos to Karel

  14. Maybe I missed something, but the comparison between Tusk and Merz seems crazy

  15. „Those dirty Polaks, we are absolutely nothing alike. Good thing my pure German bloodline never came into contact with those savages!“ – Hans Wieschnowski

  16. The fact that the Polish beer is called “Tyskie” is even more funny (more or less means “German” in the Scandinavian languages).

  17. > Wiener Schnitzel, Germany

    Seems like someone needs to go back to school.

  18. I knew you gonna summon Kuhl Cow and his weird obsession about everything slav

  20. After spending half a year in the UK, that Wiener speaks to me in ways I can’t describe…

  22. True, the only difference is that Poland have żabka 🐸
    Polska gurom or something idk erasmus was a while ago

  23. I find it amusing when populist politicians try to portray Germany as a completely foreign place, with people so different and bad that they might as well be from another planet. The truth is that Germans and Poles share more than they don’t lol

  24. I’m a really strong believer in this. But I’m a Polish Germanophile so I guess I’m biased.

  25. Crazy! That’s something that couldn’t be done with, say, Spain and Portugal, or England and Ireland, or Italy and France

    Makes you think

  26. I’ve come to the conclusion that if Germans and Poles come together in a comment section, it always results in salt, cringe and overblown nationalism

    Look at me

    WE are the Balkans now

  27. I mean eastern germany and poland have a lot in common in terms of culture.

    But that applies to anything in Germany, we share a lot of cultures with our neighbors.

    In that case its the sorbish culture, and further east you go in germany, to more notice it. Close to the border, in the Lausitz and the like we even have sorbian Streetnames and names of Villages.

    So if you board a train in Cottbus (german name) i would be announced as “Chóśebuz” via speakers.

    So .. we are just better and because we understand you all, we are made to rule ya’ll.

  28. They are the same is what I realized after visiting Poland 

    Hard workers

    Exceedingly unpleasant and cold 

    People love hiking and count their daily steps

    Discussion revolves about buying an apartment, taxes and other grim stuff 

  29. Okay Hans, it’s time for to stop fooling around. Time for Polish-German Commonwealth

  30. That’s why they hate us, we are too similar. 

  31. I like Poland, i wish our history was more one of friendship than war and hate.

  32. I see what you did there on the last image… also my Family used to live in whats nowadays Poland until the end of WW2.

  33. When reading about pre WWII Polish German relations, it is often stated that there was no way of exactly telling, where Germany ended and Poland started, since there was a gradient of hybrid cultures at both borders. I bet if those cultures would still exist today, they would be the biggest meme goldmines.

  34. You had me when you called that lobbyist piece of shit “liked and well respected”

  35. I thought that bottom photo of Photo 1 was of a regency street in somewhere like West London. It does suprise me how similar european architecture can be sometimes.

  37. I fucking love Poland. Don’t tell the fr*nch, or Czech, but they are our biggest friends

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