Fantastic. I’m sure getting rid of all these migrants to Rwanda will cause a massive uptick in our economy. Just like leaving the EU and gay conversion therapy have put food on all of our tables.
It’s a distraction. Maybe they’ll actually follow through with it because they’re psychopaths. But the Tory flowchart goes like this:
Is the current news hurting our ratings? -> Yes -> Do something awful that will change the News cycle in a way that upsets a minority that your demographic don’t care about.
Oh no, I got caught singing Karaoke while my pensioner demographic were losing their loved ones without saying good bye. Quick. Somebody say something racist! Oh no, people are being hit by massive energy bills. Quick, bash the gays.
Go on then. Deport the refugees to Rwanda – and steal a bunch of money from the public purse while you’re doing it. Tie the gays up to a car battery.
Why aren’t things getting better!? Because you’re out of ideas beyond being massive cunts.
End Westminster. They don’t even want to govern. They created a government that is so distant we can’t do anything about their corruption. So lets make our own. Don’t protest the existence of Westminster. That will change nothing. Get everybody to sit down together and discuss how we do we replace Westminster with something closer to home. Anything other than that will be as effective as signing a petition they’ll put through the shredder upon receiving.
This is going to be ripped to pieces by the courts and the Tories know it, it’s basically an incredibly expensive PR campaign for the party.
The important thing now is that we forget the cost of living crisis, the Tory links to Putin, the corruption, the illegal behaviour by Boris, the tax rises, the spending cuts, the spiraling debt, the collapsing NHS, schools that can’t afford heat, failed brexit, fuel shortages and everything else. We mustn’t talk about that. This new issue is super importanter!
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>Times: [Boris Johnson wants first Rwanda migrant flights in weeks](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/boris-johnson-wants-first-rwanda-migrant-flights-in-weeks-80xhrhtrs)
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>Military takes over small boat operation in Channel
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>([*mirror*](https://archive.ph/1PDH7))
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>Times: [Rwanda resettlement scheme: A plan aimed at angry voters](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/rwanda-resettlement-scheme-a-plan-aimed-at-angry-voters-0cft2ddwq)
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>“we have to keep on trying to do everything”
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>([*mirror*](https://archive.ph/G2get))
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>ES: [Right-wing French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen welcomes Boris Johnson’s Rwanda migrant plan](https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/right-wing-france-presidential-candidate-marine-le-pen-boris-johnson-rwanda-plan-b994573.html)
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>Ms Le Pen, known for her radical anti-immigrant agenda, said there would be cheaper methods of processing migrants
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>Independent: [UK condemned Rwanda for human rights abuses months before signing deal to send asylum seekers there](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/rwanda-asylum-deal-home-office-uk-b2058273.html)
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>Britain itself has granted protection to dozens of Rwandans over the past decade, with 69 given asylum or humanitarian protection between 2011 and 2021
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>A THREAD on what I’ve learned about the asylum policy unveiled today by govt to tackle small boat crossings. Firstly there was “despair” among some home office officials. Told the mood was terrible this morning, with fears of resignations 1/
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>Anushka Asthana (@AnushkaAsthana) [Apr 14, 2022 /🧵](https://nitter.net/AnushkaAsthana/status/1514652467908251656#m)
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>([twitter 🧵](https://twitter.com/AnushkaAsthana/status/1514652467908251656))
Fantastic. I’m sure getting rid of all these migrants to Rwanda will cause a massive uptick in our economy. Just like leaving the EU and gay conversion therapy have put food on all of our tables.
It’s a distraction. Maybe they’ll actually follow through with it because they’re psychopaths. But the Tory flowchart goes like this:
Is the current news hurting our ratings? -> Yes -> Do something awful that will change the News cycle in a way that upsets a minority that your demographic don’t care about.
Oh no, I got caught singing Karaoke while my pensioner demographic were losing their loved ones without saying good bye. Quick. Somebody say something racist! Oh no, people are being hit by massive energy bills. Quick, bash the gays.
Go on then. Deport the refugees to Rwanda – and steal a bunch of money from the public purse while you’re doing it. Tie the gays up to a car battery.
Why aren’t things getting better!? Because you’re out of ideas beyond being massive cunts.
End Westminster. They don’t even want to govern. They created a government that is so distant we can’t do anything about their corruption. So lets make our own. Don’t protest the existence of Westminster. That will change nothing. Get everybody to sit down together and discuss how we do we replace Westminster with something closer to home. Anything other than that will be as effective as signing a petition they’ll put through the shredder upon receiving.
This is going to be ripped to pieces by the courts and the Tories know it, it’s basically an incredibly expensive PR campaign for the party.
The important thing now is that we forget the cost of living crisis, the Tory links to Putin, the corruption, the illegal behaviour by Boris, the tax rises, the spending cuts, the spiraling debt, the collapsing NHS, schools that can’t afford heat, failed brexit, fuel shortages and everything else. We mustn’t talk about that. This new issue is super importanter!