Sometimes on a hot and sweaty day you have to do an Alan Partridge to get your balls unstuck
That’s actually his neighbour’s but he demanded ‘right of foot rest’ .
Hi I’m Alan Partridge and I sail boats. But not like this! Take a look what this idiot did….in Killiney
Fucked his cane into the water, doesn’t give a shite
If you’re a ballet dancer, the limit does not exist.
He is asserting his dominance.
Pat is out and about looking for scum around the country.
Glad so many here got the partridge vibes too
Anything that has the thigh parallel or higher to the ground.
” You can’t beat a nice comfy slip on shoe..”
“Welcome to my new show; ‘Pat Kenny objects to’ where I travel the country, and object to the planning of innocuous things. For example, they want to build a ramp right behind me here, to make it easy to let the boats in. I say no way.”
I’d say it’s when your bollocks is further south than your knee. Although in Pash Kenny’s case that rule may be skewed somewhat.
Greeting, fellow humans. I am also a human person. Don’t you just hate current weather?
If you can easily rest your elbow on something it’s too high for your foot. Certain athletes excepted.
“Are ye comfortable there Pat, I just have..”
“Yes I’m fine, get it done ”
“Is your leg too high Pat, I think your smile is exaggerated now, like you’re hurting yourself”
“Yes it’s fine, come on”
“My assistant says you don’t look casual and that pose makes you look like a dog having a wee”
“Tell your assistant he’s a north side scumbag”
“My assistant is showing me a picture from [The Office on his phone](https://i.imgur.com/u4Fc8gl.jpg) oh now , this comical ..Pat… smile ..a less painful smile please..bingo”
If your knee reaches nose height, you may want to reconsider
Sometimes you gotta separate the twins, usually a nice manspread will work, but when you have balls as big as his, you need to stretch, like pretending you have massive sweaty balls or own a wee bit of land your neighbour owns.
When yer tackle would be hanging below yer knees
The only person who could answer this is Abe Simpson.
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Partridge moment.
Sometimes on a hot and sweaty day you have to do an Alan Partridge to get your balls unstuck
That’s actually his neighbour’s but he demanded ‘right of foot rest’ .
Hi I’m Alan Partridge and I sail boats. But not like this! Take a look what this idiot did….in Killiney
Fucked his cane into the water, doesn’t give a shite
If you’re a ballet dancer, the limit does not exist.
He is asserting his dominance.
Pat is out and about looking for scum around the country.
Glad so many here got the partridge vibes too
Anything that has the thigh parallel or higher to the ground.
” You can’t beat a nice comfy slip on shoe..”
“Welcome to my new show; ‘Pat Kenny objects to’ where I travel the country, and object to the planning of innocuous things. For example, they want to build a ramp right behind me here, to make it easy to let the boats in. I say no way.”
I’d say it’s when your bollocks is further south than your knee. Although in Pash Kenny’s case that rule may be skewed somewhat.
Greeting, fellow humans. I am also a human person. Don’t you just hate current weather?
If you can easily rest your elbow on something it’s too high for your foot. Certain athletes excepted.
“Are ye comfortable there Pat, I just have..”
“Yes I’m fine, get it done ”
“Is your leg too high Pat, I think your smile is exaggerated now, like you’re hurting yourself”
“Yes it’s fine, come on”
“My assistant says you don’t look casual and that pose makes you look like a dog having a wee”
“Tell your assistant he’s a north side scumbag”
“My assistant is showing me a picture from [The Office on his phone](https://i.imgur.com/u4Fc8gl.jpg) oh now , this comical ..Pat… smile ..a less painful smile please..bingo”
If your knee reaches nose height, you may want to reconsider
Sometimes you gotta separate the twins, usually a nice manspread will work, but when you have balls as big as his, you need to stretch, like pretending you have massive sweaty balls or own a wee bit of land your neighbour owns.
When yer tackle would be hanging below yer knees
The only person who could answer this is Abe Simpson.