Wine tasting: Dutch style



by rex-ac

36 comments
  1. Refuse to believe she is a Dutch girl, as she seems to have done an effort to look nice on an evening out.

    Missing the mandatory Dutch girlie attire: oversized mom jeans, oversized jumper, no make-up, a messy bun, and the same New Balances that everyone else has. If you’re lucky and she is a mom she’ll even wear one of these sexy pastel coloured raincoats and drives a bakfiets.

  2. We just call that piss here, but don’t tell them.

    Let them think they have taste

  3. Fake – no one asked for a Tikkie after she’d finished drinking it

  4. You’re not gonna tell us you had a date, @rex-ac?

  5. Wait, Rex posted this?

    He is into men so he only did this out of the kindness of his heart.

  6. Less class than Susan 63 wasted at 12.30 but still would.

  7. Complete amateur. You don’t need to use your hands for this.

  8. Are you really sure that that is not a Susan in the making?

  9. Kids dont copy her, a real risk the glass will shatter = bad times.

    I know someone who opened beer bottles with their teeth till the teeth broke.

    I know someone who drank a flaming drink and got burns, not fun.

    I know someone who slammed a wine glass after downing it, shattered in the hand = not bad times.

    I can keep listing out silly drunken accidents, simply just dont risk it.

  10. She is the rare type C Dutchess.

    Type A: Lesbian

    Type B: Frumpy

    Type C: Scandi goddess

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