North Korea is opening a beach resort that its leader Kim Jong-Un hopes will boost tourism in the secretive communist regime. What do you think?

“Why would I need the sun when I can bask in the majesty of the Supreme Leader?”

John Kamradt, Lampshade Craftsman

“Everyone has a beach body during a famine.”

Suzanne Mayberry, Weathervane Calibrator

“I’ll wait until they open a Margaritaville.”

Edward Majerus, Cola Bottler