KermitsPuckeredAnus, why are your socks pulled up like that
Not to worry, looks like the croc/sock pairing has you covered
So, did your “pesto” permanently tint the crocs?
Ooh! Crocs and socks. Bold
Nothing is pesto proof, pesto always wins
They’ve got holes in them?
My wife works in an operating theatre and the staff there favour white Crocs because they’re so easily washable (and comfortable, etc.)
*However*, they only ever buy off-brand Crocs precisely because the genuine ones have those holes in them. You can bet if you dropped a needle mid-operation it would penetrate one of those holes like… like… Well, it would spoil your day.
now why would you have socks like that on a day like today?
I did this with ketchup only yesterday. I told myself it hadn’t reached my bare foot, but deep down, I knew.
Socks and crocs… strong look, bro.
I hope to god you’re wearing your socks like that for post engagement.
Avi! Pull your socks up!
Those socks are a war crime.
I’m here for the socks.
Is that why they call you Pesto Toe Joe?
Crocs and socks. I’m not kink-shaming, I’m kink-asking-why?
In the interest of science, have you tried spilling green pesto on them to see if they do better against that?
You deserve it for wearing crocs with socks ffs
can’t believe a shoe with holes in it would let things drip through the holes
mental
_Call me insane, but I’ve never liked store-bought pesto…_
Wft have you got on your legs? are you a reserve Morris Dancer or something
How the fuck are you wearing socks in this heat? Madness
I believe this is no longer a sock, but a half hose
So you’re just walking about the place in crocs and knee high socks? Everything okay?
This looked like something rather scatological at a glance.
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KermitsPuckeredAnus, why are your socks pulled up like that
Not to worry, looks like the croc/sock pairing has you covered
So, did your “pesto” permanently tint the crocs?
Ooh! Crocs and socks. Bold
Nothing is pesto proof, pesto always wins
They’ve got holes in them?
My wife works in an operating theatre and the staff there favour white Crocs because they’re so easily washable (and comfortable, etc.)
*However*, they only ever buy off-brand Crocs precisely because the genuine ones have those holes in them. You can bet if you dropped a needle mid-operation it would penetrate one of those holes like… like… Well, it would spoil your day.
now why would you have socks like that on a day like today?
I did this with ketchup only yesterday. I told myself it hadn’t reached my bare foot, but deep down, I knew.
Socks and crocs… strong look, bro.
I hope to god you’re wearing your socks like that for post engagement.
Avi! Pull your socks up!
Those socks are a war crime.
I’m here for the socks.
Is that why they call you Pesto Toe Joe?
Crocs and socks. I’m not kink-shaming, I’m kink-asking-why?
In the interest of science, have you tried spilling green pesto on them to see if they do better against that?
You deserve it for wearing crocs with socks ffs
can’t believe a shoe with holes in it would let things drip through the holes
mental
_Call me insane, but I’ve never liked store-bought pesto…_
Wft have you got on your legs? are you a reserve Morris Dancer or something
How the fuck are you wearing socks in this heat? Madness
I believe this is no longer a sock, but a half hose
So you’re just walking about the place in crocs and knee high socks? Everything okay?
This looked like something rather scatological at a glance.
Socks ‘n’ Crocs!
For when you’re too cool for socks ‘n’ ‘stocks…
https://preview.redd.it/lhhh0k03j4af1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0bcab369abfcd93d70e98350240b65956535c81
there’s so many things wrong with this image idk where to start
You’re not supposed to feed the crocs. They’re shoes.
I noticed you are using the heel straps indoors. I only ever utilise them when going outside.
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