I’ve now “considered” buying the same pack of ham 4 separate times today. Some bloke next to me’s been fake reading the ingredients on salami for 10 mins, we’ve made eye contact. We’re in this together now.

by Emotional-Touch7243

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  2. mix it up a little, stand in front of the artisan cheese.

  4. A greenhouse? What I wouldn’t give to be in a greenhouse right now! I sometimes lie awake dreaming of living in a greenhouse!

  5. I know the feeling, took absolutely ages in Lidl as it was so lovely and cool in there – heavenly 😍

  6. Just spent about two hours in one and only brought two packets of sugarsnap pea.

  8. Just ask if you can stand in the big freezer for 5 minutes, it’s -20 in there.

  9. [tannoy]

    “pervert in the meat aisle, I repeat, pervert in the meat aisle”

  10. I bought a box of fruit pastille lollies on the way home and lingered in the Sainsbury’s freezer for much longer than I needed to. Absolutely delicious.

  11. I may have wandered round M&S today for twice as long as I needed to, as I didn’t want to leave its icy airconned coldness.

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