Mysterious Lead Sarcophagus Found Under Notre-Dame de Paris Baffles Archaeologists

7 comments

1. Definitely a vampire.

2. 2022, didnt think id have vampire and black plague on my disaster bingo card

3. Don’t open it.

   *Don’t open it!*

   *DON’T OPEN IT!!!*

4. C’mon don’t, just don’t.

   And just for its creepy pasta potential… Sarcophagus has some holes, and it was discovered after the fire in Notre-Dame in 2019… same year that covid started.

5. Please stop digging up my highly-enriched uranium stockpiles.

6. Are they going to perform a DNA test on the skeleton?

7. Don’t. Open. It.