2022, didnt think id have vampire and black plague on my disaster bingo card
Don’t open it.
*Don’t open it!*
*DON’T OPEN IT!!!*
C’mon don’t, just don’t.
And just for its creepy pasta potential… Sarcophagus has some holes, and it was discovered after the fire in Notre-Dame in 2019… same year that covid started.
Please stop digging up my highly-enriched uranium stockpiles.
Are they going to perform a DNA test on the skeleton?
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Definitely a vampire.
2022, didnt think id have vampire and black plague on my disaster bingo card
Don’t open it.
*Don’t open it!*
*DON’T OPEN IT!!!*
C’mon don’t, just don’t.
And just for its creepy pasta potential… Sarcophagus has some holes, and it was discovered after the fire in Notre-Dame in 2019… same year that covid started.
Please stop digging up my highly-enriched uranium stockpiles.
Are they going to perform a DNA test on the skeleton?
Don’t. Open. It.