Ukraine Kills Top Russian Navy Commander Who Putin Just Promoted

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1. Good start. Keep going.

2. Now getting promoted is even dangerous in Russia now.

3. May many more receive promotions to that position in sequential short order.

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5. Spawn kill

6. Rewrote the headline.

   Putin Promotes Navy Commander to New Depths. Ukraine Accepts His Resignation Explosively.

   I used up my Dad joke quota for today, I will see myself out now, thanks.

7. Well at least it’s not death by windows..

8. Admiral gets new assignment on Davy Jones’ ship lol

9. Keep climbing.

10. bro got 1 tapped as soon as he spawned in

11. Promoted… TO DEATH

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13. Oh, well…it just saved that commander from ‘falling out of a high rise apartment window’ when he disappoints Putin.

    Слава Україні!

14. “Hey Dmitri, guess who’s up for promotion?”

15. First good thing I’ve read today

16. So what I’m hearing is there’s a job opening.

17. “Promoted out of the way”

18. For the promotion, Putin made him a member of The Order of the Purple Target.

19. “You know on second thought, I think I’ll retire at rear admiral” —future Russian commanders

20. “Eternal memory to the hero” – hero being the one who fired the HIMARS.

21. Such a shame. /s

22. Special demoting operation

23. I always wonder what Orban feels when he hears a drone.

24. Im sorry to be that guy BUT:

    I follow many ukranian military sources on twitter. These sources from the ground were very happy about this commander (ex 155th naval infanterie brigade) because he was famous for wasting russian manpower in very stupid and repetitive assaults.

    So the fact that ukraine can find and kill a top commander is good, but the guy himself isn’t a real lose for russia

    Source: “Kriegsforscher”. A ukrainian officer that was stationed on the over side of this brigade in Kursk Oblast

25. Looks like he was Putin his grave

26. Instant demote by Ukraine!

27. Good! Kill the invaders! Slava Ukraini!!!

28. Why was a deputy commander of the navy in Kursk? Ain’t no sea in Kursk

29. Promoted to the grave.

30. “Three days”, he said 😂

31. No windows around?

32. The next guy in line must be excited

33. Get em!

34. If there is one thing Ukraine is known for, it is providing explosive job opportunities to the Russian military staff.

35. Pom, pom, pom,
    *Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone, and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust (yeah)
    Hey, I’m gonna get you, too
    Another one bites the dust*

36. In Russia, there’s no glass ceiling. Just a wooden one.

37. Promoted to serve Hades.

38. Promoted to afterlife

39. Top commander and just promoted. Am I supposed to take this seriously?

40. Slava Ukraini

41. Looks like Putin will have to fill in until he can find another guy to replace him.

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