Transneft Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after falling from window

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1. In Russia, they need to start building houses and apartments without windows.

2. hot-fuzz-shame.gif

3. First response on seeing headline: *He Must Be Russian*.

4. how original

5. Slipped on the old Moscow banana peel

6. Defenestration across the nation

7. At this point, it’s become a meme. The killers acknowledge it’s a meme and play into it.

8. No creativity in FSB. Just zero

9. It was funny the first 30 times but now it’s just getting old

10. Being a Russian businessman is almost as dangerous as being a Russian general…

11. Wouldn’t have happened if he was a Linux user

12. Would you like a cup of tea? No thank you I’ll just go to the window and open it for some fresh aaaaaaaaaaaaa

13. Putin’s Russia is a preview of how unlivable these new autocracies will be, and for all of us.

    All these techbros /billionaires who were frustrated by the red tape of democracy and taxes, who thought they’d gain and use someone like Trump should see clearly that this will be their future. There will certainly be different classes of wealth, made permanent, and corruption will be rampant and free…. but the knife can fall with extreme prejudice. Nobody will be safe, and everyone will forget why we gave up democracy.

14. Those god forsaken russian windows take another one! WTF. Those windows must be laced with everything spies and secret agents dream of. You know the saying, “step on a crack, break your mother’s back”, but “get near a russian window, your wife’s a widow and your money is in limbo” ( i made that up)

15. It’s all fun and games with lots of money, until a door closes, and a window opens.

16. Trump is sooo jealous that this is the way Russia deals with people.

17. Tell me it’s Russia without telling me it’s Russia

18. Defenestration Nation

19. > Investigators are currently working at the scene.

    LOL.

20. The message is clear: any disloyalty will eventually be punished by death. We will get you. And we don’t even need to hide it. We can do it in plain sight, for the whole world to see. You’re not safe anywhere. Not even abroad.

    Putin actually enjoys playing the role of a Bond villain. Respect isn’t enough for him. He wants people to be afraid of him. And he loves it.

21. Elon needs to be worried. He should stay away from windows, too.

22. Defenestration is the top cause of death for Russian oligarchs these days.

23. Modern defenestrations are always Russian

24. Largest oil pipeline company in Russia but still worth under 3 billion USD.

    Putin can murder people to try and maintain compliance but it won’t help the problems they have keeping competent people working for them.

    Harsh punishments aren’t super effective as deterrants. You might think they would be but studies repeatedly show they don’t solve the underlying problems and don’t discourage the punished behavior.

    Putin is an old hammer. He see’s every problem as a nail. He won’t change. It will be his undoing.

25. Pure mafia state

26. This is the kinda power the orange one so desperately craves

27. must have slipped

28. Why is it always windows ? Are they running out of ideas? plane crash, hit by train, heart attack.. so many varieties!!

29. I hate that we make jokes about this. I hate Russia and Putin more than most but wonder if making this a big joke isn’t misdirecting us in some way.

    We should probably feel more disgust about the Mafia state that is doing this.

30. How do I buy shares in russian windows?

31. Oligarchs are treated as piggy banks for Putin, and what do you do to a piggy bank when you want the money inside it?

32. They need to put stickers on the glass…getting to be repetitive now, shocking health and safety standards…

33. Ah, the IT Crowd way of leaving the office.

34. Are handrails banned in Russia or are they just intentionally lower to assist the KGB assassins?

35. A few years ago Killer Windows would have been an absolutely weightless trash horror movie title.

    Now it can be a documentary of Putins Russia…

36. I really am quite surprised that Russian oligarchs don’t take countermeasures to prevent this from happening.

    You know, things like planting explosives in every one of their production plants or oil refineries or pipelines… set to go off unless they transmit a code that only they know.

    Or planting explosives in much of Russia’s governmental infrastructure and military bases… under the same conditions.

    At that point, killing the person means unspeakable damage to the country as a whole.

37. It’s not funny, there’s people going through a lot of pane over there.

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