Rep. Tim Burchett who refuses to drink from a straw because it’s not masculine, grabbed another Republican lawmaker’s ass on the House floor.

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1. BUT THAT’S SOMETHING THE WOMEN IN THE HOUSE DO AJSJVDDHHDDJJSHSJSJWK!!!
   Well, maybe not his house 🤮

2. Typical left misinformation he DID NOT grab ass. He carefully designed it so as just his first finger slid into the crack-le region of a man’s buttocks. There was virtually NO GRABING it was more of a playfully curious almost tender probe.

3. But I’m sure he did it in a masculine way.

4. He won’t drink from a straw because they’re not girthy enough.

5. It’s a dumb reason not to use straws, but straws are terrible for the environment. I avoid them when I can for that reason or use a reusable one.

6. Literally “playing grab ass” with our tax dollars.

7. Right wing politics has made it impossible to make a living and men want to fit into the gender role of provider. So republicans have to perform masculinity to distract young men from the fact that they’re gatekeeping them from the resources required to buy a home and raise a family.

   A literal example being paternity leave.

8. I am embarrassed by him. He asks great questions, but listens to bad answers..

9. There is no one so homoerotic than a conservative man, but also no one so self-loathing. The act of having sex with a man is degrading in their eyes. The only thing that degrades that person is the act of fucking that man. They know how repulsive they are, so they can’t respect the people who are attracted to men. This is why they look down on men who sleep with men, and consider women to be dirty if they’ve been with other men. It’s their first line of attack, too: “you sleep with men!” They hate themselves.

10. *Come on – just because you can’t hear him whisper No Homo in the other guys ear…*

11. Guess he’s out of the closet now… which was the real reason he didn’t want to use a straw, he couldn’t help suckling and coddling it to show off his BJ skills.

12. Being around these people in a social setting would be such an insufferable experience

13. “Good hustle on fucking over the American people!”

14. Male lawmaker?

15. I learned that those refuse to things because it isn’t “manly” are secretly homosexuals.

16. This is one of the highest representatives of the U.S State.

    The U.S is a joke.

17. He thought he remembered the bill was Bidens fault and he was so excited he had to prop himself up with someone’s butt.

18. GOP dude tries to fingerbang another GOP dude in the prune-chute? I am shocked, shocked I say.

19. When they were alone he probably gave dude porn star level 🧠

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