Because we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in now if those unruly colonists weren’t allowed their iNdEpEnDeNCe and paid their taxes to the king like good little colonists should.
Why would it be?
You’ll be back, time will tell.
Friday innit
Why would today be a bank holiday? What have I missed?
Lovely stuff, Joe. Minor criticism, more distance between the charcuterie and the grapes. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use the cheese as a breakwater. But I’m nit-picking, on the whole, a very good effort – 7 on 10. Let’s make love
Why are you reposting a Christmas tweet from two years ago?
American here, please explain the lore of this holiday
Why would it be? It’s irrelevant to us?
What’s a “picky bit”? I’ve lived here for the last 53 years, and it’s an expression I’ve never heard before?
Guessing some people don’t know how to spell buffet?
As a Brit, honestly… I fucking hate picky food. I just want a proper meal on a plate.
Because if the UK had a bank holiday for every country that declared independence from the British Empire, the banks would never be bloody open.
For you, the day the King blessed you with independence was the most important day of your life.
For us? It was Tuesday.
Picky bits, the best part of a funeral.
Wtf is a picky bit? Never heard that in my life
Lol, started reading comments and only just realised it’s the 4th of July
#BritishPrivelige
Because we don’t give a shit and given you’re about to go full China nor should you.
It’s not even the right date, America doesn’t even get their own history.
It would have been September 3rd 1783, you know, when the Treaty of Paris was signed? 7 years after their previous Declaration was signed.
They’d have you believe the war ended in 1776, but it didn’t…plus they didn’t actually win, without the French, those Colonists would have lost.
Have you got any cheese and pineapple on a stick?
“Good Riddance Day”
Ungrateful colonists day
If we gave America a day where we celebrate they got independence from us, everyone else who’s done it would want one. And then we’d never get anything done.
While I think the 4th of July should be celebrated by British people as ‘Phew, we got rid of the high-maintenance Ex’ day, I’m also quietly smug that the Seppos use the calendar in the British way to celebrate their independence from the British.
Happy July 4!
I have never and will never refer to anything as picky bits
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Because we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in now if those unruly colonists weren’t allowed their iNdEpEnDeNCe and paid their taxes to the king like good little colonists should.
Why would it be?
You’ll be back, time will tell.
Friday innit
Why would today be a bank holiday? What have I missed?
Lovely stuff, Joe. Minor criticism, more distance between the charcuterie and the grapes. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use the cheese as a breakwater. But I’m nit-picking, on the whole, a very good effort – 7 on 10. Let’s make love
Why are you reposting a Christmas tweet from two years ago?
American here, please explain the lore of this holiday
Why would it be? It’s irrelevant to us?
What’s a “picky bit”? I’ve lived here for the last 53 years, and it’s an expression I’ve never heard before?
Guessing some people don’t know how to spell buffet?
As a Brit, honestly… I fucking hate picky food. I just want a proper meal on a plate.
Because if the UK had a bank holiday for every country that declared independence from the British Empire, the banks would never be bloody open.
For you, the day the King blessed you with independence was the most important day of your life.
For us? It was Tuesday.
Picky bits, the best part of a funeral.
Wtf is a picky bit? Never heard that in my life
Lol, started reading comments and only just realised it’s the 4th of July
#BritishPrivelige
Because we don’t give a shit and given you’re about to go full China nor should you.
It’s not even the right date, America doesn’t even get their own history.
It would have been September 3rd 1783, you know, when the Treaty of Paris was signed? 7 years after their previous Declaration was signed.
They’d have you believe the war ended in 1776, but it didn’t…plus they didn’t actually win, without the French, those Colonists would have lost.
Have you got any cheese and pineapple on a stick?
“Good Riddance Day”
Ungrateful colonists day
If we gave America a day where we celebrate they got independence from us, everyone else who’s done it would want one. And then we’d never get anything done.
While I think the 4th of July should be celebrated by British people as ‘Phew, we got rid of the high-maintenance Ex’ day, I’m also quietly smug that the Seppos use the calendar in the British way to celebrate their independence from the British.
Happy July 4!
I have never and will never refer to anything as picky bits
Sorry, that’s a buffet.
Ah yes, the beige bank holiday
Looking at this photo, all I can hear is “BOSH!”
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