Was this the plan all along? Everyone knows that TACO doesn’t like Cruz. 4D chess!
No. Cruz is a loyalist dipshit. He’ll do fine.
He was born in Canada. That’s 100x worse. To alligator Alcatraz he goes.
God, it would almost be worth it.
As a Canadian FUCK NO!
It would only be overturned moving forward. Not retroactively.
No because he’s in the GOP
He won’t be deported as long as his nose stays deeply and lovingly buried between Trump’s butt cheeks.
A man can dream. . .
Ok I’m generally against the policy of ending birthright citizenship BUT I’m willing to make an exception for Raphael Theodore Cruz.
How, EXACTLY, does a president, or a Supreme Court for that matter, go about changing the constitution legally? They can’t. They can ignore it, but deporting a citizen is illegal, no matter what the fat fuck and his lickspittle Supreme Court says. It would be an impeachable offense. But we’ll all grow very old waiting for cowardly republicans to actually “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC” as they promised when they took the office. As the lying sack of shit who is polluting the White House has promised…. TWICE.
I swear, I’m absolutely ashamed to admit that I am an American. Completely ashamed.
I’ll go with no since his mother was born in Delaware and is a US citizen.
As a Texan, I am okay with this.
No. How do y’all come up with these ideas?
It’s only 5 mil for trumps immigration gold card….. that sentence was nottheonion.
Canada don’t want him. Gonna have to send him to El Salvador.
Nope, he can’t be deported. He’s attached to Trump’s butt at the mouth.
Ted Cruz, himself, his kids …
Trumps mamma was an immigrant, and trumps dad was an anchor baby.send him back.
Don’t forget to deport Jr, Ivanka and Eric. Ivana didn’t become a USA citizen until 1988
I could never be a politician. If somebody said my wife was ugly I could never be in the same room with the person without losing my shit.
Presumably, he’d want it that only one parent needs to be a born citizen. Because otherwise, I think *all* of his kids would lose citizenship. But here’s the can of worms: how far do you go back? One generation? Two? All the way back to the birth of the USA? Unless they’re prepared to go back that far (Natives would love this I expect. Congrats, President Markwayne Mullin!) Then where exactly does the line get drawn?
trump’s children need to be first in line!
Dude what about his own kids lol?
Trump himself would be deported
Hmmm… Maybe getting rid of birthright citizenship isn’t as bad as I thought it would be 😉
Noooooooooo!!!!! Keep that little shit out of my country 🇨🇦!!
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One can only hope they grab up ol’ Raphael
It will only apply to non-connected Republicunts duh.
Only if he had a spine and stood up to Trump. So no.
NO WE CANADIANS DON’T WANT HIM
Ted wasn’t born in the US regardless.
And Don Jr, Ivanka, Eric and Barron …..
Probably not…
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Canada doesn’t want him back
Was this the plan all along? Everyone knows that TACO doesn’t like Cruz. 4D chess!
No. Cruz is a loyalist dipshit. He’ll do fine.
He was born in Canada. That’s 100x worse. To alligator Alcatraz he goes.
God, it would almost be worth it.
As a Canadian FUCK NO!
It would only be overturned moving forward. Not retroactively.
No because he’s in the GOP
He won’t be deported as long as his nose stays deeply and lovingly buried between Trump’s butt cheeks.
A man can dream. . .
Ok I’m generally against the policy of ending birthright citizenship BUT I’m willing to make an exception for Raphael Theodore Cruz.
How, EXACTLY, does a president, or a Supreme Court for that matter, go about changing the constitution legally? They can’t. They can ignore it, but deporting a citizen is illegal, no matter what the fat fuck and his lickspittle Supreme Court says. It would be an impeachable offense. But we’ll all grow very old waiting for cowardly republicans to actually “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC” as they promised when they took the office. As the lying sack of shit who is polluting the White House has promised…. TWICE.
I swear, I’m absolutely ashamed to admit that I am an American. Completely ashamed.
I’ll go with no since his mother was born in Delaware and is a US citizen.
As a Texan, I am okay with this.
No. How do y’all come up with these ideas?
It’s only 5 mil for trumps immigration gold card….. that sentence was nottheonion.
Canada don’t want him. Gonna have to send him to El Salvador.
Nope, he can’t be deported. He’s attached to Trump’s butt at the mouth.
Ted Cruz, himself, his kids …
Trumps mamma was an immigrant, and trumps dad was an anchor baby.send him back.
Don’t forget to deport Jr, Ivanka and Eric. Ivana didn’t become a USA citizen until 1988
I could never be a politician. If somebody said my wife was ugly I could never be in the same room with the person without losing my shit.
Presumably, he’d want it that only one parent needs to be a born citizen. Because otherwise, I think *all* of his kids would lose citizenship. But here’s the can of worms: how far do you go back? One generation? Two? All the way back to the birth of the USA? Unless they’re prepared to go back that far (Natives would love this I expect. Congrats, President Markwayne Mullin!) Then where exactly does the line get drawn?
trump’s children need to be first in line!
Dude what about his own kids lol?
Trump himself would be deported
Hmmm… Maybe getting rid of birthright citizenship isn’t as bad as I thought it would be 😉
Noooooooooo!!!!! Keep that little shit out of my country 🇨🇦!!
You mean the guy whose Dad killed JFK?
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