PM vows to set record straight over claims he misled MPs over parties

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  1. God hate our crappy Queen!

    Short live our useless Queen!

    God hate the Queen!

    Send her ridiculous

    Depressed, unscrupulous

    Short to reign over us

    God hate the Queen!

    One realm of garbage

    Blest never

    God hate our land!

    Home of the cringe and slimy

    Set in the manky sea

    True nurse of disgustingness

    God hate our land!

    Of many a foul odour

    From rank ends of earth

    God hate us all!

    Constant strife and hatred

    Never hope and joy

    Spread universal unpleasantness

    God hate us all!

  2. He vowed ’till death us do part’ at his weddings. Didn’t keep that for the first two, and had no intention it seemed.

    So a vow from him has no meaning.

  3. He wasn’t happy with his first attempt at lying so give him a chance and he’ll lie better next time

  4. He doesn’t need to.

    We have it all on video and we have the final Met’s decision, fining him. It couldn’t be more black and white.

    We don’t need his fuffle act to try to soften it.

  5. Whatever happens you can be sure a “strongly worded letter” will be involved.

    Then thats that all sorted and back to making more billions for billionaires.

  6. he should do this after all fines are given out and Sue Gray’s peport presumably released, however has the sue gray report simply been vapourised? A very brief version was releases, is that it?

  7. Unless he outright says he lied to Parliament he isn’t setting any record straight. He lied to the Queen, he lied to Parliament, he lied to voters, he has been fired for lying in previous jobs. This man is addicted to a few things in life and lying is one of them.

  8. Nicola Stuegeon got almost a year of hostile media and a public enquiry for being accused of the same thing Johnson has definitely done.

  9. “I fear I must apologise to the Speaker if any of my Honourable Colleagues misconstrued my previous remarks to the House. It now appears that I may have inadvertently given the erroneous impression, completely per accidens of course, that the events that transpired did not exactly occur in the way I elucidated at the aforementioned period in time. I hope this statement illuminates the situation and we can move forward in tackling the very serious issues occurring in the world and at home. Thank you.”

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